SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SUPERSTORE / 2.14 –– 2.15
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“I am thankful for all of you who have taken the time to tell me that it is hot in here, but the next person who does, I’m gonna have to murder.”
“How about you cool it with the attitude.”
“You think you’re the only person that’s uncomfortable?”
“My pelvic area is like the Gulf Coast right now.”
“I could steam shellfish in these khakis.”
“If you can’t be a professional, stay off the airwaves.”
“Is that your own personal microphone?”
“Let’s have some patience for one another.”
“The heat makes us all act irrationally.”
“If your face stays where it is, it’s gonna get punched.”
“I am trying to keep a positive attitude today.”
“So, did you eat a lot of french onion soup last night, or is that just the natural scent your body secretes?”
“You just have a very unique musk.”
“In my experience, computers don’t make mistakes.”
“I know what hot is, and I am very, very hot.”
“It just goes to show you if you keep your head down, do your work, get your thumb cut off, and agree not to sue, anything can happen.”
“I’ve got a lot on my plate right now, but sure, yeah, I’ll take care of it.”
“Heavy is the head that wears the pants.”
“Maybe pick up a book once in awhile.”
“It is pleasant as hell in here.”
“You’re getting your gross guy hear all over me.”
“You’re such a drama queen.”
“I just thought leather pants would look cool.”
“There’s no need to get emotional.”
“Did you just tell me to smile?”
“I cannot believe he told me to smile.”
“We’re staying cool as fucking cucumbers.”
“What is wrong with people today?”
“Your job is to hand me tools as I need them, okay?”
“I can’t believe you know how to fix that.”
“Why don’t you just be quiet and shut up?”
“They say people swallow, on average, three spiders per year while they’re asleep.”
“You’re just an annoying person.”
“Let’s be adults and just not talk.”
“She told me to go to hell. I’m Catholic, that’s the worst place we can go.”
“I have an amazing smile, it lights up a room, but you don’t tell me when to smile.”
“I will smile when I damn well please.”
“I’m sorry if you felt offended.”
“I just forgot how sensitive women can be.”
“So, you may have heard that we had an incident.”
“Am I supposed to ask you what you’re thinking about?”
“There’s absolutely no reason whatsoever for me to be here.”
“I’m just a pathetic, useless old man.”
“You ever considered a career as a pro wrestler?”
“I’m starting to feel like a normal person again.”
“I normally wouldn’t say this, but I had a good time having sex with you today.”
“I wouldn’t be opposed to it, but just the sex part. I find the rest of you repulsive.”
“The sound of your voice makes me want to punch myself in the throat.”
“We’re gonna have to swallow our pride and beg him to come back.”
“He thinks drinking water is a scam.”
“I said some thing about both of you that were uncalled for.”
“You sound terribly shrill, but in a different way.”
“Caffeine mixed with cold medication can have the same effects as meth.”
“Someone stole my cat again.”
“Why go to a doctor when you can get medical advice from the same place you get dish soap.”
“Yeah, that all sounds pretty medically accurate.”
“If you knew that a friend’s boyfriend was cheating on her with another one of your friends, would you say something?”
“People don’t need to know who’s boning who.”
“That must be a real kick in the shins.”
“How many people have you seen die?”
“There’s like 50 condoms in there.”
“You should shave that mustache.”
“Can you please stop trying to set me up with your brother?”
“Usually why people with low self-esteem commit to elaborate lies for weeks is because they just want the truth to come out.”
“Why aren’t you listening to me?”
“Just do noting. It’s the easiest advice to take.”
“We have not hired someone to do that, and if we had, it would not be a teenage boy in a twenty-one pilots t-shirt.”
“That’s the voice you use with confused seniors.”
“We could say that it was a phantom pregnancy.”
“Now imagine taking this perfect little treasure and throwing it in the garbage.”
“In this particular decision, I think I am right.”
“The important thing is it all worked out horribly.”
“If it was up to you, they’d be selling abortions from vending machines.”
“I shouldn’t have tried to quit drinking juice cold turkey like that.”
“In his defense, she’s extremely forgettable.”
“At first it was just a misunderstanding, then I just started liking the attention.”
“For the first time in my life, I was a star.”
“I should not have gotten involved.”
“Sometimes I think you’re smarter than me.”
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