The Game Grumps play “P.T.” - sentence starters
1. “Just tell me now: is it creepy scary, or jumpy scary?”
2. “I have such a horrible sense of unease right now.”
3. “There’s nothing spooky-scary about this. Nothing spooky-scary about this at all.”
4. “That’s fine. That’s fine, this is fine, everything’s fine.”
5. “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!”
6. “God damn it, ______. I hate that you know what’s gonna happen.”
7. “Oh, that’s good. That’s what I wanted. That’s what I was hoping for.”
9. “That’s great. That’s awesome fun. Everything’s a good time right now.”
10. “Is there like a dying baby in there?”
11. “I hate the idea of what’s going to be around the corner.”
12. “Who fucking thought of this game?!”
13. “Oh god! Give that kid a bottle, please!”
14. “It’s still a minute to midnight.”
15. “What was that? My brain didn’t even register what it was.”
17. “That’s gonna require some Drano.”
18. “What are we doing, playing this, _____?!”
19. “That was just a weird-shaped shadow. Okay. It’s fine, it’s fine.”
20. “What the fuck was that thing standing there?”
21. “It’s not fine! This is the absolute antithesis of fine!”
22. “That baby was gross, by the way.”
23. “Is it flashing scary shit at us?”
24. “I am twisted up into a pretzel.”
25. “You know what? I think I’m good with this game. I think I got it. I think I got the whole idea.”
26. “There’s a baby. We gotta save it.”
27. “That baby is not a baby!”
28. “I did not like the sound of that breathing.”
29. “Having a great time with, ______. My friend ______.”
30. “What’s in the box? What’s in the box?!”
31. “Sounds like there’s a baby in the box.”
32. “I think I’ve got one more scare in me, before I walk out of the room.”
33. “This is taking years off my life.”
34. “Oh god, it’s still there!”
35. “No, don’t do it. Don’t do the thing!”
36. “I do not like this. I am having a terrible time.”
37. “Oh god, the eyeballs again.”
38. “I need to get the fuck out of here. I need to calm the fuck down.”
39. “Don’t leave me here. Alone. With this game.”
40. “Having you here with me made me strong. I am no longer strong, _____.”
41. “I do feel better standing back here in the back of the room.”
42. “Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary.”
43. “You’ve never done ‘Bloody Mary’ before?”
44. “Such a bad time. This is game is such a bad time.”
45. “That baby is still there. That’s not good.”
46. “What happens at midnight?”
47. “______ was a joyous skip through a sunny park compared to this.”
48. “Is it possible that we’ve taken this as far as it’ll go?”
49. “I think we’re done, right? We gotta be done. I want to be done. I desperately, desperately want to be done right now.”