GrimParadise

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[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[enbyhyena]

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING! I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!

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[circleheadd]

Sorry if this a strange question, but what was ur thought process behind designing roller? Is she just an opposite personality to reader? Ty :)

[circlesaidd]

|kofi|

[circleheadd]

happy belated let papyrus say fuck day to everybody, but especially @insanelyadd, because they came up with it

[circlesaidd]

|kofi|

[elogaming]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[hemipenal-system]

bad post buddy. you're going in the Possession Furry Milf Latex pool

[bible-compatibility]

[BIBLE COMPATIBILITY INDEX]

bad post buddy. you’re going in the Possession Furry Milf Latex pool

FRACTIONAL BCI: 6/10

CUMULATIVE BCI: 3

COMPATIBILITY: uhh kinda

(from biblegateway dot com)

[just-a-joey]

Sebastian’s reaction // Sketchy Pressure Animatic

[elesbreee]

be a fish

[hatedbyiife]

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus: Pe-

Penelope: yes I would still love you if you were a worm

[necromatador]

Poseidon when Antinous starts singing about murdering Telemachus and throwing him into the ocean so only the ocean and he will know where the body is:

[thereaperismadeofneonbillboards]

A detail I love about Epic is that Odysseus is never actually named in the musical itself until he reveals it himself.

If someone went in blind into a stage play version of it without any prior knowledge about the Odyssey then all they’d learn about him first: he’s a high ranking soldier to be commanding others in a war in Horse and the Infant and learns that he’s fighting for two people named Penelope and Telemachus, possibly his wife and child (and also that he might be a king if they catch the “he will burn your house and throne” line); then that he’s a father with the confirmation that they are his wife and son in Just a Man. For the rest of the Troy saga they’ll learn the names of the rest of the cast but not the name of the main character himself, but will get titles he has or gets called by like “Captain” and “Friend” (Polites) and “Warrior of the Mind” (technically “Boy” is also one as that’s what Athena used to describe him when he killed the boar). Then in the Cyclops saga he names himself “Nobody.” It’s obviously a lie, but there’s an impact from listening to it in order with the rest of the songs because it’s the first time Odysseus claims a name for himself, and for that unknowing audience member it’s the only confirmed name they’ll have for him in the moment, until Remember Them, where finally, from the character himself, you learn that he is the infamous Odysseus, king of Ithaca.

His name only start appearing in lyrics after this point.

Even for someone who knows his name, there’s a impact that stems not just from the awesome way the line was delivered, but also from the fact that it’s the first time you hear it spoken out loud in the musical if you are listening to it in order.

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[enbyhyena]

@grimparadise @lunarmalus

[random-remzy]

aha ha ha...

Y'know how Odysseus said that he would capture wind and sky for Telemachus, and make the storm clouds cry for him?

In the Ocean Saga, before they meet Poseidon, he convinced Aeolus to clear the sky, and captured the wind in the windbag.

This is when he started to miss his family in an extreme way,

In the Vengance Saga, he made Poseidon, the Earthshaker, the *Stormbringer* cry out in pain.

This is when he embraces the desperate longing for his family.

He literally captured wind, and made THE storm cry. All for Telemachus and to see him.

chat i am unwell

[neaveings]

one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[ladysomnambule]

IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Odysseus: I dont want to deceive you my love. I had to do a lot of things to get here. Penelope:... What kind of things? Odysseus: Well... I had to kill an infant so he doesnt grow up to kill us all, blinded a Cyclops, lost my fleet to Poseidon for not killing the Cyclops, had to fight a witch, resisted being seduced by the witch, went to the underworld, killed a bunch of Syrens, sacrificed 6 men to Scyla, got Mutinied, sacrificed the rest of my crew to Zeus, spent 8 years trapped on an Island with a Goddess that wanted to bone me (didnt though), nearly killed myself multiple times, had a musical number with Hermes, dealt with Charybdis, Fought Poseidon before stabbing him to make him call off the storm, and then slaughtered every man in this castle. Penelope: I see, well I will say this. You have REALLY gotten good at Dirty talk my love. Odysseus: (Remembering that his wife is a Spartan, in which blood shed and loyalty are top tier traits) Oh!!!!