all 3 of my eyes have conjunctivitis

you should totally follow my instagram its still @glittermushrooom btw...

[akbsoshi-deactivated20220407]

The Crystal Gems all taking turns at beatin the shit out of Blue Diamond

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is

[endlesslyteaa]

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

[logicalman6]

Lapis “I’ve Felt Worse” Lazuli 

She KNOWS Sorrow 

[animatedtext]

i’m not making anymore despacito gifs. i’ve been on this hell site long enough to know when to draw the line before satan is summoned and steals my soul.

[ojaiyart]

family game night?

[ojaiyart]

family game night?

[polygonfighter]

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

[skrambled]

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

[girlcowboy1]

This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen

[shinosarna]

I love that this clerk is fucking astral projecting after hearing what he just said

[confines]

[whitmanic]

Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like

1. Wake up

2. Eat some garbage

3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much

4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow

5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball

6. Yell some more

7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!

8. Repeat

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god

[static-solitude]

Fun things to do before battle: Throw away your backup

[ageofjulian]

Whenever someone asks you what Steven Universe is about show them this Done by the incredible youtube user : dotdot3polkadots go follow her 😍

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[powerfulwizard]

the first centaur said this

[saiasus]

[homie14]

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

[hallie-s-flowers]

“On this weeks episode of what would you do”