Welcome To Wonderland

I hope you find your way out. Few do. Enjoy your stay.

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Sometimes I wish I bled ink instead. I wish I could just open up my veins and let everything spill out. So I could get the words out instead of having them die on my lips

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My soul

My very being,

It aches.

It aches for something

Not of this world.

Something beyond

Our wildest dreams.

- R.J. Campbell

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I’ve had to learn to live without so many people that my scars now keep tally for me

- R.J. Campbell

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I was born in January

How appropriate

That someone who feels nothing

And is capable of nothing

Came to be during a time

When even the Earth is silent.

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The nights had been dark and silent

The days long and foggy

Wondering quietly, I waited

Then the sound

Oh that sound.

The sound of my phone buzzing against the metal counter

The sound of you calling out to me

The foghorn leading me to my way home.

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They say you die twice

Once when you stop breathing

And then again when somebody says your name for the last time

If that is the case then I have already died once

Now all that is left

Is to stop breathing

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I will bite the hand that feeds me just to prove that I don't need anyone even as my world is crashing down around me.

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Allen about Lavi: He'll be fine. He's a bookman.

Lenalee: It's just what they're called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

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Lavi: Lvellie just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole Order is staring at Rat Snitch Link The Good Time Ruiner.

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*Kanda gets hit by one of Road’s candles as Lavi drags him away*

Lavi: I got it!

Kanda: Wait!

Lavi: *rips candle out*

Kanda: *starts gushing blood*

Lavi: Oh no! I didn’t mean to do that!

Kanda: that’s how it works, idiot!

Lavi: Hold on! I’ll put it back!

Kanda: Wait no!

Lavi: *puts the candle back*

Allen, who has been watching the entire thing: Congratulations! You just stabbed Kanda!

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Cross: I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally. I’m just at the liquor store.

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Neah: On the count of three let’s both say we’re sorry.

Cross: Okay

Neah: one

Cross: ...

Neah: two

Cross: ....

Neah: three!

Cross:

Neah:

Cross:

Neah: Well now I’m disappointed in both of us.

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Cross: I had a salad for dinner.

Cross: It was a fruit salad.

Cross: It was grapes.

Cross: Lots of grapes.

Cross: . . .

Allen: . . .

Cross: . . .

Allen: . . .

Cross: It was wine. I had wine for dinner.

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Lenalee: We need to get help from adults!

Lavi, canonically an adult: I’m an-

Allen: Real adults.

Lavi: ...Understood.

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Allen: I’m in the mood for a quickie!

Lavi, choking: A what?!

Allen: You know, one of those little tart things.

Lavi:

Lavi: It’s pronounced “quiche”

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Joyd looking around at the exorcist corpses: Outstanding! Now let’s bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner!

Tyki: Why would we do that?!

Joyd: Pile of heads. Pile of bodies.

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Tyki: Anything is a hearse if you move a dead body in it!