[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Coach Wymack watching interactions well above his paygrade:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[heyitsaxelhere]

Lovesick Boy's Prays

(1,2,3) - (4,5) - (6 (7,8,9,10,11,12)) - (13,14,15) - (16,17,18,19,20) - (21,22,23)

[evilweevil-84]

MY GIRL LAILA ANNOUNCES IVAR STENBERG AS SECOND OVERALL THATS MY GIRL

[sylvism]

Wow that’s my son

[washcapsfan]

Okay hockey off season was a funny joke but I’m ready for games to be back now

[atsuwushi]

somebody take my phone away from me before i start making actionable & illegal threats regarding the william eklund trade

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[napalmvanity]

Please whoever keeps making these...never stop! 😹

[lepidopteragirl]

i love rpf and lesbianism and playing in the mud and sun setting at 9:30 pm and listening to music constantly. maybe life is awesome

[bisexualchaosdemon]

“I’m not like that” claimed the boy; I believed him, till he was.

“I’m not like that” claimed the man; I believed him, now I dont like being touched.

“But I’m not like that” claimed my friend; Proved me wrong, once again.

“I’m not like that” claimed my partner; Believing’s getting harder.

“I’m not like that” claimed the world & who didn’t try believe?

Couldn’t name a single unaffected friend by age 15.

“I’m not like that” claimed the president; At this point, I have doubt.

“But I’m not like that” & he’s not. “Why don’t you believe me?”

[pucksnroses]

Gonna need those freaks on TikTok to stop making sad Eky edits PLEASE

[yotes-shrockey]

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE‼️

[yotes-shrockey]

BEHOLD

[cowpants147]

I'm actually really glad AFTG hasn't been adapted cause I dont think I'd survive the tiktok edits to Noah Kahan

[gorps]

[aftgphoenix]

This song is Jean and Elodie and also Jeremy and Noah to me.