~Grizzly~

Reptiles, skateboarding, tattoos and piercings. Yahh I'm fucking random

[zeppelinsghost]

[kglca]

[coinfarts]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

life received

[silverhawk]

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

[nukaworld]

@dholes

[tyrantisterror]

Both are friends.

[ecliptic-bite]

@rashkah

[dragon-aquamega]

But how about gharial and caiman?

[cry-olophosaurus]

here comes the rest of the family

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

The gang’s all here

[teesadutta]

10.14.17

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dirge-for-a-madman-deactivated2]

If force doesn’t work, use more force.

[the-laissez-fairest-of-them-all]

Agility- 0

Critical Chance- 0

Strength- 100

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[carazelaya]

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

[peculiaraura]

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

[coyotescorner]

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

[theodorepython]

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

[adultgaywad]

Well that escalated quickly

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

[naamahdarling]

good save

[mostlyskateboarding]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[marvelgifs]

Adapt to this

[childish-gamzeno]

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

[convolutednormality-deactivated]

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

[queensoucouyant-deactivated2017]

i was SO tight about this bullshit

[carlathezombie]

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO. 

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again. 

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT. 

[june2734]

This^

[dragonite-master]

This pissed me off so much like fuck this.

[mahoufruit]

I’m still pressed about this

[09000990000000922222-deactivate]

Fuck anime 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

that’s called hentai

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[peachyymeechyy-deactivated20211]

Comeuppance 🙃

[pr1nceshawn]

Shadows That Will Make You Look Twice

[grizzlybjamie]

My friend and I found Jabba The Hut on a chair once.

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis