Put Me Down

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[rlyehs-deactivated20151123]

Visit Original Link

[goblinization]

me when I clock out after a long day at the office

[airagorncharda]

my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong with me” I start mentally screaming until I get up. 

I don’t mean screaming AT myself, I just mean screaming. Like, a battle cry, or a tantruming baby. The goal is to fill up my brain with “AAAAAAAAAAA” until I am vertical. I can’t articulate WHY it works, but so far it’s working for me!

[airagorncharda]

Oh, Correct

[nebuvoid]

[nagunkgunk]

gweemotional

[only-tiktoks]

[librarian-raichu]

Edgar Allen Poe eat your heart out.

[llamagoddessofficial]

some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say "I don't actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago". What kind of MALICIOUS,

[azabaro]

[garbage-empress]

*sniffs you*

fuck you’re smell

[dinnerschild]

[marinella-ela]

[flyingeagleclaw]

Aaaah! Please don’t eat me. You may sniff but no eat. I am an Aunt, but not an Ant.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

steam-powered mammal

[nagunkgunk]

mudkip gunblade monday

[kaijuno]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[daftpatience]

gaming setup

[endangeredintegrity]

Scratchy scratchy

[balaclava-trismegistus]

#maddogmonday #orangejubilee #turnup #bumwine #girlboss

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I MADE THIS POST AND THEY STILL LET ME ACCESS FIREARMS

#BONER

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I AM TAKING THIS SPECIAL MAD DOG MONDAY TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT MAD DOG IS AN INVENTION OF THE MOGEN DAVID WINE COMPANY. I EARNESTLY THANK THE CHOSEN PEOPLE FOR SUCH A GIFT ON THIS HOLY DAY. CHAG SAMEACH.

[toomanystoryideas]

[young-replica]

[landoftheway]

[chrysocomae]