nerd (nickel)

girlsteel the way im stealing your metal man | professional robotkisser. i didn't manage to abstain and started posting on tumblr

[beatingtheeden]

I love when a human finds love with a wildly not human being, especially when they're emotional turmoil for each other is exactly what kills them

"but how will they have sex"

SHUT UP. SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPP THATS NOT THE POINT

THEY ARE INTERTWINE AT THE VERY SOUL. THEY ARE CURSED TO THINK ONE IN THE SAME, AS IF THEY WERE PIECES OF EACH OTHER. THEY ARE FATED BY THE GODS TO BE TORN APART AND BROUGHT BACK TOGETHER OVER AND OVER, NEVER ONCE CONSIDERING ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS CYCLE. THEY ARE TRAPPED IN THEMSELVES, NOT WISHING TO ESCAPE. THEY ARE FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS, DIFFERENT WORDS, DIFFERENT BODIES, AND THEY STILL FIND COMFORT IN ONE ANOTHER.

IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX

[robot-smut-repository]

I have only seen a few episodes of Rescue Bots but it holds a very special place in my heart because as far as I know it is the only Transformers series that has inspired someone to write fanfics about a robot in a maid dress getting fucked by a human.

[grlsteel]

Just saw minions & monsters, Dort was the one giving birth to his two kids

[dataglitch]

I LIVE!!! I've been busy so here's some of the photocards done for TFCON LA! <3 Getting more stuff done soon, need to catch up on things uwu

[suveramort]

the walls listen better than anyone else...finished order for client, hajime sorayama study,,,50 hours of work for nobody to notice me online anywhere i post

[captain-price-returns]

Footage of a mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base today, with all four crew bailing out. 17 May 2026

[sugary--sheep]

[virtualgirladvance]

multimillion dollar firework(fighter jet yuri)

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[evil-robot-overlord]

Concept: Robots find inefficient things lewd.

Is- is that a...an older model of software babe?? Its...s-so clunky, so overdesigned and o-out of date...ff-fuck, that really makes my fans run....O////O

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>We love you, [MILFTRON 9000]. <3

[archiveroll]

[grlsteel]

I love how this show knows its target audience

[inflatoplane]

Lowkey soft launching my objectum sexuality to my parents by saying “I would rather marry a train” everytime they asked me when will I get married

[dragaliareferencearchive]

Model references for Starlight - Billy Kid - Zenless Zone Zero

[sonnayamorda]

I love his blushing cheeks so much ( *´ᗜ`*)

[grlsteel]

he gives me cuteness aggression

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Nicole: Her lap is often fought over within the Hares. Plush, soft, and warm.

Anby: Best Cuddle buddy for sleeping. Naturally cool demeanor matched by her body temp, making her a wonderful body-pillow during overly hot or humid nights.

Billy: Best hugger. Sturdy, strong arms that provide just enough pressure to feel like he can crack your back, but never hugs hard enough to hurt anyone. his hair is warm and smell like cheap, but nice deodorant, like Axe but cinnamon? and not too much of it either, so it's nice to rest your head on his shoulder.

Nekomata: best weighted blanket. Not necessarily cuddling, but if she's on your chest it'll be the best sleep you have - assuming that weight on your chest isn't already an issue, whether you're big-boned or breast boobily through life. Her purring could knock burnice out like a light.

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

headcanoning that Billy will watch everything and anything that is even remotely similar to his show, so, technically: Billy watching magical girl shows with Aria and being equally as, if not more, enthusiastic about it

Nangong: Sunna? Do you know where Aria is?

Sunna: She went out with Mr. Starl- Billy again.

Nangong: Really? Huh. I'm getting a bit concerned.

Sunna: About what? She likes starlight knights, and she needs more friends than us and the managers.

Nangong: I know that, what I mean is ... well, look at how quickly she's fallen in love with it. I mean, it could be some kind of malware that's slowly corrupting her~

~~~~~

Zhu Yuan: *Doing paperwork* QING- Seth, can you please get me some water?

Seth: on it, Captain!

Zhu Yuan: Of all the days she could choose to take a vacation ...

~~~~~

Dialyn: Where 'you off to, rustbucket?

Banyue: I am meeting with students that wish to have private lessons. I believe I have already informed you of it.

Dialyn: Psh! That's a lie, and you know it!

Banyue: I haven't said anything untrue.

Dialyn: BUUUUT! you haven't said everything now have you?

Banyue: I haven't, and frankly I don't feel the need to disclose all that I do in my off time. Perhaps if you had a kinder nickname for me, I would inform you of it. Have a good day, Dialyn.

~~~~~

STARLIGHT KNIGHT! BLAZING PINK!

STARLIGHT KNIGHT! BURNING ORANGE!

Starlight Knight! Toxic Jade!

STARLIGHT CAPTAIN! ROARING RED!

~~~~~

Ray: ... General, Could you come take a look at this?

General Roland: It would seem the Ether Activity in Hollow Zero is dropping rapidly.

Ray: So I'm not just seeing things. That's good, most likely.

General Roland: I will send someone to investigate immediately- HOLY SHIT IT'S SHRINKING!

Ray: What- HOLY SHIT IT'S SHRINKING!

[grlsteel]

I love you zenless zideblog zero. I love you zenless zideblog zero

[deal-at-the-crossroads]

[shokveyv]

CRANK YER HOG BROTHERRRR

[neuromorphic-romantic]

Robotfucker? NO robot KISSER robot LOVER

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Why is Billy like, actually cool now. Before it was cool in a dorky way, now he's just cool with dorky attributes. Why's he got so much fucking Aura now?

[grlsteel]

imo, at least for me it's honestly the opposite, a guy who was cool because he is dorky as shit and proud about it. Like who in their right mind would become a literal Kamen Rider if not the nerdiest of nerd. You BET he was thinking "HEEHEE JUST LIKE IN MY SHOWS!!!" when considering those upgrades.