Harper’s JoJo And Bullshit blog

JoJo is a punk-bitch but dear god I love it.

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[SPOILER WARNINGS]

all spoiling content will be labeled as such. I do have memory/forgetfulness so if I mess that up I apologize. Consider this blog so far to be spoilers of parts 1-7.

[marsneopolitan2]

Why is my starwalker post getting so many notes holy shit

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because you have talent

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I May blast Canzoni Preferite when my friends bring me home next.

[velvetys]

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ty bruno. look at the lad staying safe!

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I was about to do a funny Valentine appreciation post but he forced himself on a 15 year old nvm. fuck this guy.

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I just finished Steel Ball Run. I am emotionally slammed and it’s gonna take a while to unpack a bit. It was one of the best reads I’ve ever done (although long) and thank you Araki for creating such a wonderful world, thank you thank you thank you. Jojolion time soon.

[groan-ocean]

imagine a place.

[honeyysan]

hello! can i ask for icons for this header please? thank you :)

Hi! Nice header^^ I think these icons could match

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I love this.

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STAND: MADE.

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Stand Name: California Girls

Stand Ability: California Girls is able to use any sand or broken-up rock bunch (from fine to semi-course) as a gateway. On California Girl’s hands are small bandoliers with pistol caliber munitions.

California Girls is able to swipe, thus shooting a bullet into any sandy surface (or the likes as mentioned above).

After firing a bullet into an applicable surface, California Girls is able to chose where the bullet will come out from of (the exit being a surface of the same way). California Girls is not able to choose the exact place of where the exit is, only the direction from which the victim will get hit from.

California carries two bags full of sand and other substances of the sort

Sub-Stand Name: Underneath The Palm-Trees

Sub-Stand Ability: California Girls is able to use Underneath the Palm-Trees to create and maintain a wall of sand that casts the light as such to where it seems as though California Girls and the user are gone. California Girls is able to use Underneath The Palm-Trees as an exit side.

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Stand Name-Sake(s): Katy Perry’s “California Girls”

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Stats:

Destructive Power: A

Speed: B

Range: B

Stamina: B

Precision: E

Developmental Potential: D

A- Very Good

B- Good

C- Neutral

D- Poor

E- Very Poor

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Thoughts?

[groan-ocean]

TIME TO MAKE MY FIRST OC STAND.

WISH ME LUCK!

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i found this in my drafts and i have no idea what i meant by this

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

these are words of profound wisdom

[groan-ocean]

what’s the animal Collective of plantelopes.

[drpepperphd]

[karl-skripeli91jccu4]

Easily Find The Sex Partner You Want Right Here !!

[drpepperphd]

no time for that karl…

[groan-ocean]

Karl, what part of “all hands on deck” do you not understand.

[bidoof]

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

[wizardpotions]

yeah gay wizard wednesday baby yeah fuckin it's one of my favorite nights because of gay wizard yeah fuckin wednesday night baby fuckin gay wizard yep gay wizard wednesday gay wizard wednesday who deserves gay wizard me I deserve gay wizard it's fuckin wednesday wednesday night gay wizard yeah closer to the weekend thursday the and then friday here comes the weekend here comes the weekend fuckin fuckin wednesday night gay wizard wednesday baby who deserves gay wizard me who deserves gay wizard me love gay wizard wizard wednesday baby fuckin gay wizard wednesday wednesday night baby gay wizard wednesday yeah

[groan-ocean]

gay wizard Wednesday > steak baby monday

[elioli-art]

Moon boat!

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YES !!

[zombunnys]

whats up dbd nation

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK !!!

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https://youtu.be/x4moo6I1b-E

feel better Scott.