Real shit I gotta find me some cute twinks to choke the light out of my eyes while we get nasty
While I didn't not get choked I did have a very good time in his lovely home
...I did choke on it if that counts

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@grocerystoresparklingwater
Real shit I gotta find me some cute twinks to choke the light out of my eyes while we get nasty
While I didn't not get choked I did have a very good time in his lovely home
...I did choke on it if that counts
Real shit I gotta find me some cute twinks to choke the light out of my eyes while we get nasty
While I didn't not get choked I did have a very good time in his lovely home
Real shit I gotta find me some cute twinks to choke the light out of my eyes while we get nasty
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians
Got my first content label warnings! Womp womp
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
Mutuals can uhhhhhhh, idk
Renact the rabbit episode from the ghost stories dub w me
I have a new follower!
...why? Half my posts are depressing as shit
The reason why society scrutinizes suicide is because capitalism still has value to extract from you
source
not letting this stay in the tags because I thought the exact same thing
@shit-hdb-would-say
Harry du Bois would say this.
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
Artists fuck better because all that frustration over getting one goddamn line straight when you're stuck in a rut has to go somewhere
“Goddd I’m so horny I need to be locked in a tower to seclude myself from people”
LOGIC [Difficult: Success] - This betrays some internalized transmisogyny; why do you think your sexual desires make you more dangerous than anyone else?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - Oohhhhhhh yeah, a tower. Like a princess. so a big, scaly, fire breathing dragon with a fat cock and long tongue can break in and take you while a fresh-faced knight boy watches from his cuck horse
my girlfriends keep stripping me, holding me down so I can't cover myself, taking pictures of me, and posting it to the discord with all of my friends in it, and I am very >////< about it
Thinking a pretty cocktail, view of the city from a balcony, smooth niche jazz and a nice proper dame oughta set me right, a real class act with a sparkling red dress down to her ankles.
Watching a grape roll up and down the bus like it'd not the stupidest shit ever but it's vaguely comical so fuck it we ball