everybody out here giving rocky pretty mercury secretions and I’m out here trying to figure if I can get away with giving him white lead paste. anticorrosive/antioxidant to maybe resist Eridian microorganism attack all up on bits exposed for smangin’? Very very visible (opaque white!) such that if he ever gave in and jorked it on his own, later Grace would definitely see?
I just don’t think much fluid would dribble out of a guy who doesn’t drink. What if stimulation made Rocky’s insides release a little bit of protective maritime grade anticorrosive grease instead. So, like. he’d get all painted up with it. and only Grace could see.
#oh im so glad others are on top of this too. im personally giving him tungsten disulfide dry lubrication. get him powdery grace
THIS IS LITERALLY WHY IM IN THIS FANDOM SO HARD… let’s all learn about tungsten disulfide dry lubrication together.











