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thetrippytrip

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psychjonze-deactivated20180207

me: I’m gunna have a good day today

brain: hey, what if you killed yourself?

me @ brain:

pitchpine

that feeling when you’re spraying herbicide and you accidentally hit a plant you want to keep……

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earthcookies

ME WHEN PPL SAY NICE STUFF ABOUT MY ART

marisatomay

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

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ruinedchildhood

friendshipsuggestion

Reblog if ur friends are the most beautiful and talented people u know

deejay

bob-belcher

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My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

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straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

6slut

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

debrides

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

androginking

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

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at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

priestessamy

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

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this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

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one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

alectually

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

emiliusthegreat

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned.

hexaviolet

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

wlwesque

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

wheeloffortune-design

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

damaramegido

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

blackkatmagic

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)