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Do you simp emo smurfs who rule an entire underground kingdom?

Yeah?

Here's Hades, the saddest king in the Greek Pantheon. He likes dogs, unpaid labour and pink fertility Goddesses.

Befriend him on myolympusspace. 18+ only.

asking for the bare minimum from people isn’t something to feel guilty about. don’t let people mistreat you and then make you feel like you have to apologize for being hurt by it.

#musing.

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Hades: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Hades: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

THEM

i miss my babies

#visage.

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Gotta love parallels

#visage.

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Hades, when asked why he allowed Minthe to walk all over him for so long:

#musing.

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Hades and his bandages (and his flowing long hair)

#visage.#bropunzel? bropunzel

*sb dies*

Hades vc: Business is booming :)

#ooc.

Underworld being a funeral company with Hades as the CEO of the chain of funeral homes and Hecate as the Chief Assistant.

Thanatos is the medical examiner.

Hermes is the part-time coroner.

Persephone is the funeral director.

The Furies are the morticians.

#ooc.

I feel if Hades had a human verse, he would be the CEO of a very important funeral business. Probably started as a funeral director or an embalmer.

If I were to give him a Hazbin verse, he would probably work as a funeral director in Hell since demons apparently collect angel weapons!

He probably gets really busy during the beginning of the year.

He's like, santa.

Funeral santa.

Merry Extermination.

#ooc.

This fits here. It talks about death.

#ooc.

That fastpass chapter was so good, ah!

#ooc.

It truly makes me sad that all Hades wanted was someone reliable. Someone who would reciprocate the effort he puts in them. The fact that he took it upon himself to always be the one to initiate things and often times get let down when his plans with Minthe get cancelled on him last minute speaks volumes.

He is codependent, because he doesn't want to be alone anymore. He spent 13 years in the belly of Kronos since he was 5. Course this man missed a crucial part of his life to grow up. His childhood and teenage hood were shrouded in darkness and loneliness.

He doesn't want that anymore, so he will settle for anything.

#ooc.#this... is painfully relatable to me #i spent my childhood in hospitals and under careful supervision from doctors #which has made my social skills plummet #in high school i was a wall flower because of it. i wasnt bullied. but i was made to feel shame for my shyness #i dont think ive had more than 4 irl friends in my entire lifetime that genuinely cared about me and i them #the rest were just onesided friendships because i was too codependent to realise that they were only €#using me to do their homework or art projects #i think this is why i cant really hold a grudge or be mad for long...#its really hard for me to admit this but the truth is that id rather admit defeat and go against my boundaries than say stand up for myself #... i really hope therapy will help with this. admitting this is very hard but i know i can put my life in great #danger if i dont do something about it

Oh my GOD ZEUS WOULD MAKE HIM WEAR A CAPE

And POSEIDON WOULD GIVE HIM HIS TRIDENT SO HE CAN BE THE DEVIL

All these men making fun of Hades BUT, if Persephone likes it? He'll own it. He'll be like HELL YEAH BABE LET ME OFFER YOU A POMEGRANATE- I mean what haha

#ooc.

If Hades were to get dressed for Halloween, I feel he would reluctantly wear a headband with horns that light up.

Possibly forced on him by Hermes.

They light up when you clap and you can imagine Hermes clapping them on and clapping them off, and Hades just standing there like "fuck my life"

#ooc.#hes fun at parties

ppsychee

and you deserve the best bb 🥺 when you get with your queen you will feel loved and safe everydayyyy i promise

#visage.#baby...

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