Mega-bee

[groundedgodfather]

“If I wanted bland fries, I would’ve just eaten a potato.”

“Then go get some different fries.” He’s doing paperwork. 

[just-clean-rp-memes]

Stuff I’ve Actually Heard People Say Part 5

“I just looked up ‘cheese curds near me’ and found it.”

“Ok, back to platonic murdering!”

“These taste like something a white person would make.”

“Just asking for a friend…slash the friend is me and Mom.”

“If you could go on a road trip with any famous person, who would it be?” *Voice cracking* “Gandalf”

“McDonalds chicken nuggets are lime sushi.”

“I’ve always wanted to pee on the continental divide and see which way it goes.”

“It’s just dressing, I promise!”

“Tell your mom that if we don’t get crazy bread, we’re gonna commit genocide.”

“I never trust anything with a 'z’ where an ’s’ should be.”

“If polar bears are clear… and the sky is also clear… does that mean polar bears are the sky?”

“You realize that’s incredibly unhealthy, right?” “I don’t eat it to be healthy.” “… You’ve got me there.”

“Hello fellow high school student, how are you doing on this fine high school day?”

“If I wanted bland fries, I would’ve just eaten a potato.”

“What if… we’re all unicorns, but part of us is just invisible.”

“You don’t deserve eyes.”

“I told you, she’s gonna be the Hagrid of heaven!”

“I was worried about [Person 1’s] character, but I’d forgotten about [Person 2’s] personality.”

“I’ve got my chin blanket.”

“I didn’t ask for the sass, it was just given to me.”

“I said we’d just let the chips fall where they may and they toppled EVERYWHERE.”

“Girls cry, men weep.”

[groundedgodfather]

🎻 Instrument

A koto actually. Outside of that a piano. 

[vocakaito-deactivated20171009]

Send a symbol to learn about my muse’s favorite

🎻 Instrument 🎶 Music genre 🎨 Visual artist 🎬 Movie 🎭 Play  ⚾ Sport 📖 Book 🎮 Video game  🎼 Composer/Musical artist 📆 Day of the week 🛀 Way to relax 🎏 Celebration 🎄 Holiday 🍜 Soup 🍝 Food 🍹 Beverage 🍵 Tea 🍙 Snack 🍰 Cake 🍬 Sweets 🍉 Fruit 🍅 Vegetable 🐁 Animal 🌹 Flower 🍃 Season 🌜Time of day 🌍 Country ⛅ Weather 🌈 Color 🚄 (Public) transportation 👢Shoe type 👗Fashion Style 💎 Precious stone

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Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[gladionsgrownup]

“My mother is no longer in charge of the Foundation. I am. And honestly, after what I’ve been through, you are the least of my concerns. Remove yourself or I shall have security remove you.”

[groundedgodfather]

“If that’s how you want to play it. Understand you have asked for whats coming.” And now he turns to walk off.

[gladionsgrownup]

“You’re not the only one with influence.” Gladion hummed. “Don’t forget that.”

[groundedgodfather]

“Oh do you mean Aethers influence? Your Mothers influence? I thought you didn’t associate with her. You don’t want to find out what or worse is child.”

[gladionsgrownup]

“How about you kiss my ass and never speak to me again or I’ll feed you to an Ultra Beast.”

[groundedgodfather]

“You might want to rethink your tone with me. Unless you wouldn't mind losing your fiance to several life sentences or worse.”

[gladionsgrownup]

“I may be beneath him, but he chose me. And I’m going to fight for him for the rest of my life. No matter what. He chose me and I’m going to honor that. Because I chose him too. Go near him when I know he doesn’t want you, and you’ll be dealing with the police instead.”

[groundedgodfather]

“The police can’t do anything to me. They have tried and failed. And if you want to go down that route I will make sure you regret it. I have no problems dragging my son down to and I know plenty enough to do it. So if you don’t want him to suffer maybe you should think of letting him go.”

[gladionsgrownup]

“By all means, chat with her. She has absolutely nothing to do with my life anymore.” He waved his hand in a bored fashion. Very Lusamine-esque. “If you’re done, I’m quite finished wasting my time with a person who’s irrelevant in every way.”

[groundedgodfather]

“You are such a pitiful child. Such a shame my son has strayed so far that he can’t see he’s picked someone so beneath him. I should have a talk about this fruitless engagement to him.”

[gladionsgrownup]

“I am. What about it?”

[groundedgodfather]

“So much disrespect for adults I was right. Did your mom not discipline you right?”

[groundedgodfather]

gladionsgrownup:

“Can I help you?” He asked politely but warily, an eyebrow quirked.

“Yes especially considering you’re marrying my son.”

[groundedgodfather]

@gladionsgrownup liked your question. 

“We need to have a talk.”

[groundedgodfather]

How do you feel about you son marrying someone like Gladion?

“Normally I would say that I’m glad for him choosing someone of close status but that child would be a bad influence with how we acts to his family and adults. Children shouldn’t be disrespecting their elders. His parents probably didn’t raise him with enough discipline” 

[groundedgodfather]

“Where’s my bodyguard when I need them.”

[groundedgodfather]

"Have you ever wondered what it'd feel like to get hit by a Decidueye's arrow quills?"

“You shouldn’t make idle threats child. They’re unbecoming of anyone with status.”

[groundedgodfather]

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

“Actions require an appropriate reaction. I can’t afford to be soft and weak my grunts see respect me cause of my extreme.”