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Bangin' Strangers & Flushing Away Transphobia - Episode 38

Gettin' some strange always has its pros and cons, but one of the cons is that stranger might just be packing a boner and/or rage...or both apparently. Does anyone know the rules on banging strangers and when do you let them know you may have different parts than what they're expecting?  Dan is asking for a friend.  Chris might also be a killer.  He's oddly specific and way too casual about wackin'.

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Probably. Stormy might even be up for a cigar or two💰💰 . . . Hit FOLLOW and Dan will let you "cigar" him. . . . #stormydaniels #billclinton #monicalewinsky #conservative #republican #libertarian #makeamericagreatagain #liberal #democrat #gop #maga #trumptrain #guns #neverhillary #liberty #imwithyou #guncontrol #gun #defendthesecond #firearms #nobama #politics #2a #liberals #donttreadonme #nra #secondamendment #liberallogic #feelthebern #2ndamendment https://www.instagram.com/p/BmtaHkkl-sW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wlkjzle2v7mw

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Dan has been getting called a straight white male a lot lately... Straight is debatable. Definitely not #white ... Male? ...Ehhh . . . Send #thoughtsandprayers to Dan by hitting follow and subscribe on podcast platforms. . . . #racism #whiteprivilege #whitepeoplebelike #fascist #niggasbelike #sexism #racist #poc #trump #buildthewall #offensive #rapeculture #daca #homophobia #woc #alllivesmatter #whitesupremacy #ice #bordercontrol #intersectionalfeminist #censorship #libertarians #injustice #freespeech #animals #mexican #triggered (at The Comment Section) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmmA9-pFQfZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jfykf7sd1i5o

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He Who Must Not Be Named & the Banpocalypse - Episode 37

This episode is totally NOT about Alex Jones and we make no mention of Info Wars, or Interdimensional beings, or gay frogs, and we definitely would NOT dare to mention Hillary Clinton.  

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...they gone? Now only listen in the shadows and pretend you like socialism and taxes.

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I Love It When You Call Me Big Papa - Episode 36

Ol' Papa John gets blasted by the PC brigade for dropping an N-BOMB in a meeting!!!  Oh, the horror!!  Papa John has been droppin' hot pizzas in hoods all over America for quite some time, maybe he's earned his n*gga card.  

But wait, there's more...

He didn't really say it in malicious context...Tune in to find out what really happened and see why Papa still aight with us.

Stock prices soared after he said it though...jus' sayin'

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Checkmate #apple ... Did you just try to censor conspiracies by creating #conspiracies and #collusion against @real_alexjones 😂 #goodluck . . . You and your inter dimensional friends hit follow and subscribe and #freealex . . . #trump #trump2020 #hillary #alexjones #donaldtrump #hillaryclinton #conservative #makeamericagreatagain #trumptrain #gayfrogs #liberal #politics #maga #clinton #feelthebern #libertarian #hillaryforprison2016 #bernie #crookedhillary #imwithher #hillary2016 #berniesanders #infowars

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#metoo gotcha down? Call Pervs Insurance. Every man needs Pervs Insurance. . . . Subscribe now by calling 1-900-VAG-GRAB . . . #castingcouch #menaretrash #feminism #cringe #triggered #thereareonly2genders #edgy #feminist #dankmemes #fatshaming #grabherbythepussy #toxicmasculinity #mensrights #rapeculture #gender #intersectionalfeminist #sexuality #maga # #sexism #nobodyshaming #safespace #asexual #mentaldisorders #feminismiscancer #queer #equality #genderpaygap #wagegap

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#papajohn is really doubling down... Catch tomorrow's episode to more about marketing... By more we mean nothing. . . . I love it when you call big papa so subscribe . . . #papajohns #papajohnspizza #news #comedian #radio #radioshow #comedians #snl #newspaper #standupcomedy #media #breakingnews #standupcomedian #standup #host #djs #tv #comedy #internetradio #cnn #foxnews #neverhillary #hillaryclinton #trumptrain #feelthebern #crookedhillary #nbc #msnbc #mynigga

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#femaleprivilege is alive and well in the courts. Check out the latest episode from Grown Up Stuff Podcast out today . . . Do it bitch. . . . #feminism #cringe #triggered #thereareonly2genders #edgy #feminist #dankmemes #fatshaming #4chan #toxicmasculinity #autism #rapeculture #gender #intersectionalfeminist #sexuality #maga # #sexism #nobodyshaming #toc #asexual #mentaldisorders #cancer #queer #equality #genderpaygap #wagegap #maleprivilege #patriarchy

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Hang In There, Female Privilege, and Bed, Bath & Basement - Episode 35

In the show's most morbid episode yet, the guys highlight some dark atrocities resulting from female privilege.  Of course, we hate to play identity politics, but these two recent court cases and the sentencings will turn your stomach.  If you get house arrest for hanging a baby, what's the punishment for tying up young boys in your basement?  Dan's asking for a friend.  

...bUt mUh pAtRiArChY...

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Russian to Conclusions & Progressives' Hope for Nukes - Episode 34

Hey guys, nuclear war with Russia sounds so great as long as we get rid of Trump, right?!....right??! ...right...guys?  

No it doesn't.  This is where the left has arrived after a couple short years of trump hysteria.  Your favorite political punks discuss how confused they are regarding the left wanting nuclear war with Russia.  An attempt at peaceful dialogue with world superpowers is just awful because it is Trump. 

Whoever hacked the DNC did the American people quite a solid favor by exposing the truth behind the dark, and vast, corruption of the DNC.  No one meddled other than the Clinton's and their cronies. 

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LISTENERS: Starting this week new episodes will be available every Friday and comedy skits/bonus content will be randomly on Sundays. Thank you all for your support and continuing to help the show grow! . Cheryl, don't even get me fuckin started... . . . #russianhacking #putin #hacker #trump #trump2016 #hillary #republican #donaldtrump #hillaryclinton #conservative #makeamericagreatagain #trumptrain #democrat #liberal #politics #maga #clinton #feelthebern #libertarian #hillaryforprison2016 #bernie #crookedhillary #imwithher #hillary2016 #berniesanders #obama #neverhillary #dankmemes #gop #hillaryforprison

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Will the Punk avenger become the next safe space? Episode 33 is out today . I usually try to say something cool here, but Dan literally referred to PUNK rock as "that screamy sh*t"...If there was ever a way to launch yourself into middle age status and a fast track to a mid-life crisis, that was it. By association, Chris must shred all his old punk t-shirts, buy life insurance, and a 401k. That would be more funny if he didn't already have those things since age 22. Anyways, punk rock becomes a safe space with NOFX now in the crosshairs of political correctness and it being forever too soon. The guys work through a bit of nostalgia and discuss how the last thing you'd expect became safe and politically correct. Punk icon, Fat Mike from NOFX, apologized for a joke he said on stage. . . . #nofx #punk #safespace #feminism #cringe #triggered #thereareonly2genders #edgy #feminist #dankmemes #fatshaming #4chan #toxicmasculinity #autism #rapeculture #gender #intersectionalfeminist #sexuality #maga #sexism #nobodyshaming #toc #asexual #mentaldisorders #cancer #queer #equality #genderpaygap #wagegap

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When did punk rock become so safe? - Episode 33

I usually try to say something cool here, but Dan literally referred to PUNK rock as "that screamy sh*t"...If there was ever a way to launch yourself into middle age status and a fast track to a mid-life crisis, that was it.  By association, Chris must shred all his old punk t-shirts, buy life insurance, and a 401k.  That would be more funny if he didn't already have those things since age 22.  Anyways, punk rock becomes a safe space with NOFX now in the crosshairs of political correctness and it being forever too soon.  The guys work through a bit of nostalgia and discuss how the last thing you'd expect became safe and politically correct.  Punk icon, Fat Mike from NOFX, apologized for a joke he said on stage.

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Yo #newyork is about to be New #venezuela ... . Have an opinion? Hate us? Love us? Wanna yell at us? Want Dan to rub ya dick a little? DM or email us and we might just bring you on! . . #alexandriaocasiocortez #congress #socialism #trump #trump2016 #hillary #republican #donaldtrump #hillaryclinton #conservative #makeamericagreatagain #trumptrain #democrat #liberal #politics #maga #clinton #feelthebern #libertarian #hillaryforprison2016 #bernie #crookedhillary #imwithher #hillary2016 #berniesanders #obama #neverhillary #dankmemes #gop #hillaryforprison

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How manly are we? Find out on Ep. 32 out today on every podcast platform. ITunes link in bio. . Another dumb internet quiz to test our manliness and manspread all over your safe space. Wanna know what type of man Dan is? Let's just say he's the type that drives a white van with no license plate around your neighborhood snatchin' people up. You'll have to tune in to find out what kind of glorious specimen Chris is. Manliest podcast ever in the history of men's podcast during the history of men. *grunts* . . . #comedyshow #grownupstuff #socialjustice #sjw #trump #trans #blacklivesmatter #libertarian #berniesanders #hillaryclinton #drugs #drunk #jackdaniels #whiskey #podcasting #talkingshit #talkshow #berniesanders #triggered #hillaryclinton #donaldtrump #political #politics #podcast #vote #antifa #2020 #toxicmasculinity #proudboys #manlymen

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What kind of MAN are YOU? - Episode 32

Another dumb internet quiz to test our manliness and manspread all over your safe space.  Wanna know what type of man Dan is?  Let's just say he's the type that drives a white van with no license plate around your neighborhood snatchin' people up.  You'll have to tune in to find out what kind of glorious specimen Chris is.  Manliest podcast ever in the history of men's podcast during the history of men.

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