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@AshleyMGreene; classy, sassy and a little smart assy

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jcsselsoffer‌:

If I found myself wanting to fuck the contestants of game shows there’s definitely something wrong! But to answer your question, no I do not. Just get way too emotionally invested in their lives. And you’re lucky! It ain’t a great feeling.

Hey, they’re people, too! You wouldn’t be at fault for wanting to jump the bones of someone who’s able to belt out some music. Having someone sing to you can be one of the most alluring things ever! I get what you’re saying, though. They usually have some wild sob stories.

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lanamparrlla‌:

I have plenty of skimpy dresses so I assure you that would do nothing to ebb her need. Let’s just agree to never get out mothers in the same room to speak about us and our lives. It’s safer that way. It’s almost sad how tasteful nudes have been turned into something perverse in today’s society. There was a time when a person could be completely without clothes and not have to fear retribution and judgement from others. Cyber warriors try to make things better in the world but do the opposite in some cases. There is a beach close enough to NYC, but it is far from white sand gorgeous!

It would make her think you’re out on the prowl, though, and that’s what we’re trying to elude to here! We’ve got to make her think you’re looking for baby daddy #1 on your spare time. I think we can agree to let that happen, though. I imagine they’d be chatty Cathy’s together, and that may not bode well for either of us. I definitely agree! It’s also sad that most of the people who would be comfortable enough with going to a nude beach are older people with no inhibitions because of the stigma that’s been drilled into people of being naked in public. I don’t have enough energy to try to police something online; I don’t know how people do it! It’s like trying to punch water. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to go to a NYC beach... They usually travel to NJ for their beach days, and I’m like --you didn’t go far enough south to thoroughly enjoy yourself. 

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nikkirccd‌:

It is totally your fault. No one controls your mind but you, sweetheart! I’m still baffled as to who I send you to the gutter so easily but it’s amusing. As for Halloween, that all depends on how you perceive me?

I can’t control my mind either! That this is usually on autopilot for whatever it wants to do, eat or say. Usually being the keyword here. I do fight back. I could tell you why you’re able to do so, but you most likely wouldn’t believe me and head for the hills. I generally see you as the embodiment of Mother Nature herself... you’re a hippie, but a clean one. So, long, flowy kind of dress/skirt with a natural hairstyle, fourteen million pieces of jewelry that are all locally sourced and home grown... and a good, fashionably acceptable pair of jesus sandals. I’d do the whole fierce fashionista, but ehh. The hippie look is just warm and inviting. There’s also at home Nikki who looks absolutely radiant and relaxed in just enough to cover herself. Her smiles are genuine because they’re brought on by stupid things said by friends, and she gives off a sense of comfort people should strive to have.

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hwoodemily‌:

Yes please do! It’ll be an awesome time for sure. Um, I think we should be having a break here soon. But I’m always free on the weekends though. It’s mostly wine, but I do dab in Tequila every now and then. 

Thankfully, LA isn’t too far away from Vancouver! I don’t know where we’ll make it happen, but it’s going to happen. Do you feel like traveling down here for a weekend? Are you the type to get wild on tequila? like, am I going to have to duct tape your clothes to you if we go out somewhere?

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lanamparrlla‌:

My mother would turn your into her best friend and conspire for you to be her little spy. Honestly, I feel as if that’s how it should be when people’s privacy is invaded. Giving such situations attention only give the hackers validations, which they do not need. A good tasteful nude goes a long way! Maybe one day you’ll find the right photographer to make you feel comfortable. But Florida has beaches for miles!

I’d only ever report back saying that I’ve bought you the skimpiest of dresses and that we were going to go troll for men the following weekend. I’m not sure if my mom would yell at me or share the information with yours... I’m pretty sure we could actually flip her to work in our favor on the matter. She would want you to find someone that makes your heart sing before your womb gets involved, so she’d placate the shit out of your mom. And I agree. It was kind of like when the wave of leaked photos hit a few years back and the FBI was looking into it. I get it’s a cyber crime, but listen, it also drags out the fact that the nudes were released for ages. My fingers are crossed on that one! I’d probably let one person take ‘em these days, and that’s that. There’s beaches, yes, but the crowdedness of NYC is soo welcome at times.

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nikkirccd‌:

Maybe I wanted your mind to go straight to the gutter. It’s so easy to guide you in that direction! PTSD is something I don’t think you need to worry about is me. I’m glad I’ve got you down. I’m going to be you for Halloween. 

I was going to argue back that it’s not too easy to send me plummeting to the depths of the gutter, but it’s pretty easy. It’s not my fault, though! I just -- okay, maybe it’s my fault, but listen, you saying all kinds of pervy and/or sexy things kind of just trips me into it. Does this mean I can go as you for Halloween?

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hwoodemily‌:

You should definitely witness it! Maybe one day we should get together whenever you’re up here. I am so fun when I’m drunk!

I’m definitely going to witness it. I’m not sure what your schedule looks like aside from work work work, but we’re going to make it happen, Emily! What’s your pick of poison?

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hwoodemily‌:

When you’re in Portland having fun, and all you’re wanting to do is dance with a fake moose. Yes, I’ve been having some weird thoughts! I may or may not be slightly buzzed right now…

I’m thinkin’ you drunk just consists of the most random things said aloud, and I maybe want to witness this in real life. 

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mmmargot-r‌:

All I’ve been doing this last week is trying to work out what the hell I’m going to watch on Netflix… Is this what the 2018 adult life has become? Or is my current vege state really not a good idea? 

What kind of shows/movies do you usually watch? Because despite the casting, 10/10 would recommend House of Cards for Robyn Wright. She’s a fierce woman! But if it makes you feel any better, I don’t know what to watch these days at all. It’s a travesty. There’s too many damn options.

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nikkirccd‌:

My ear drums are ready for anything that may come out of your mouth! I think I can play a pretty good Ashley Greene! A lot of innuendos, sly flirting, and talks of fruit bowls.

My mind just plummeted straight to the gutter, and I know it shouldn’t have, but here we are! I need you to promise to tell me to shut up, if your ear drums actually do scream in agony, though. I don’t need you suffer PTSD from that in the future! And that sounds about right. Reference some form of candy a few times, particularly red, and going to the gym. And tat’s me in a nutshell.

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jcsselsoffer‌:

Does The Voice fall under this category? Cause I find myself getting way too emotionally invested into those dragged out backstories. But I’ve definitely binged my way too many Netflix shows in my time! The worst is when you catch a glimpse of your zombie-like reflection between episodes.

Do you find yourself debating on whether you’d like to fuck the performer or be them? Because if so, then sure thing, buddy. It definitely fits! Thankfully, my couch sits a little bit lower than my TV does, so whenever there’s a reflection it’s of the wall/scene behind me.

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itsmekatiecassidy‌:

It had to have been, I mean come on, I’m a fucking fab prom date! That’s a good point. I mean, for me other then Tyler, my options are pretty shit. Oh man, I don’t even know what’s worse–they both sound like the worst possible options, damn. But maybe I’m wrong, maybe there’s some rando I went to school with who’s amazing now! Besides, I’m trying to beat Britney’s record for shortest marriage, here! You, asshole? Never! I just think–from what I understand–even being able to grow a legit 80s strache is like, an honor among men because not everyone can–so that’s why I went with it. But I gotta agree on the whole tickling of the nose thing. Yes! That’s what I like to hear!I said the same thing to Nikki, that she should come to, so now I legit think we should all fucking go because why the hell not?

Did you have a flask? I could totally picture you with one! A shitty marriage or celibate times... Honestly, I’d rather stay single and possibly sleep around, even if that doesn’t happen either. I’m too picky to sleep with randoms, and for some reason, I’ve got the whole sex is better with feelings thing stuck in my head since the ex factor. I’m sure you could make it happen. Land you a high school hottie, look mutually hot, and then ditch him (maybe her?) for the Guinness Book. I don’t think I’d be able to do just the stache. I’ve got to go big or go home. And if I had a beard, it would be the best fucking beard you ever saw. I’m talking beard oil and regularly combed. Hell, I have a baby straightener that could work in my favor! Where the hell are we going? All you said was bad decisions.

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nikkirccd‌:

I’m not singing for you, but I’m making you a tinder. I want to see how people reply to you!

Perhaps I’ll just sing to you then! I hope your ear drums are strong. They wouldn’t be replying to me, though! They’d be replying to you. Do you think you could pull of pretending to be me?

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lanamparrlla‌:

Remind me to never let you meet my mom either! Oh no, I’m sorry your nudes got leaked. I really don’t understand peoples obsession with others private lives? I understand you have a name for yourself due to the career path you chose, but how does that give a person the right to exploit your privacy? Humanity baffles me on a daily basis. There are times when I wish my mother lived with me… then I go visit and quickly remember why she doesn’t.

Hey! It was a compliment. I wouldn’t push you to house a baby or anything. It wasn’t too much of a scandal, honestly. It was like ‘oh, there she is’ and I moved on. I feel at the time I was upset about it all, but when I look back on it, I’m more so amused --which I don’t think should be the reaction, but such is life. I’ve been practically naked since on television, so in my mind, it’s taken away from the taboo of the nudes. Humanity does baffle the crap out of me, though! I’m hesitant to be photographed naked these days, as a consolation prize. I completely understand that one!! At least visiting happens often. I feel I’d go back more, if I were from NYC. Florida is wonderful and all, but it’s not New York.

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hwoodemily‌:

Oh god, that’s a toughie.  It would have to be James Gordon of course. The one in Gotham to be honest.  You should! 

Ben McKenzie is quite the looker! You certainly can’t be blamed there. I’m not sure I would want to be James Gordon, though, since he’s always surrounded by havoc... So, I think it’s safer to say you’d want to sleep with him. Unless you’re into the whole life in danger thing.

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lanamparrlla‌:

My mother would most likely encourage me to put the goods on display in hopes it would give her grandbabies from my womb! I just imagine my mother saying such a thing in front of your mother and ohh boy. I visit home more than most people. I’m a Brooklyn girl through and through! However, it’s nice to have time and space away. 

Oh, I totally get where she’s coming from. I’m sure you’d be able to land some flies with that honey, girl. You’re gorgeous! I’m pretty sure my mom would just sit baffled, but then again, I did have nudes leaked before... It would be one of those NOT AGAIN silences that would take over her. I visit home as often as I can. Plus, my brother also lives in LA, so they come to visit often, too. I definitely like the space, but sometimes I wish mama was closer. Emphasis on sometimes.