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former member of the brady bunch, sometimes a dectective, permanent dog person. [RP]

[jfcsoffer]

Have you never heard of bro/girl code?

Who’s asking?

[lucifer-chloe]

What’s been your strangest fan encounter? [x]

[fyeahshippers]

Jesse Lee Soffer + interview Access Hollywood

[mulderscully]

The Vampire Diaries - “Miss Mystic Falls” (2010)

[jfcsoffer]

bbMessenger | Halstead

JODIE: Actually there is.

JODIE: I've committed the first murder in the history of Big Brother and who better than the faux-detective himself to help me hide the surviving remnants?

JESSE: Okay...

JESSE: I’m gonna need names before I commit to anything here, Jode.

[jfcsoffer]

cbbmssg  📱Babe 💕🛡️

ARI: What shit with Pad? The Lili thing? Don't you think he's suffered enough over that? I mean, the man lost his woman.

ARI: I'm gonna go with Bradley since he voted for me last time with a reason that made about as much sense as 57 divided by purple.

JES: What? No, not the Lili stuff. You remember when Pad disappeared for a while? Well, he got suspended because they found shit in his case. And Pad seems to think KJ planted it in there.

JES: Yeah, I have no idea what planet that dude’s living on most of the time. Haven’t seen him in a while, actually. But I voted him on the last round - we can’t repeat votes 🤦‍♂️

[jfcsoffer]

cbbdfranco‌:

“Shit, you know her! Be my fuckin’ wingman then, my guy!” Dave said with a laugh. “Thanks man, I appreciate it. Glad to know I have one of the newbies watching my back in this nut house.”

“Yeah, she’s friends with my girl. I’m not sure she’d listen to anything I say, but I’ll give it a shot. And c’mon! I’ve been here almost 2 years now. If anybody gets the newbie tag it’s you, Franco.”

[jfcsoffer]

cbbdfranco‌:

“Hm, well I’ll win her over, somehow some way. I got that Franco charm,” Dave said with a smirk. “It’s all good. I’m not huge on talking about it, plus there’s some shit I can’t disclose due to lawyers and legal stuff.”

“Damn, at that confidence. I like it. But I’ll try and put a good word in for ya, anyways. Even if you don’t think you need it.” Jesse laughed, nodding along with approval. “Yeah -- well it’s good that you’re doing well. And I’m here if you ever need a talk, bud. Or a beer.”

[jfcsoffer]

bbMessenger | Halstead

JODIE: Hi.

JODIE: When you have a minute, I'd like to pick your brain on something.

JESSE: Hit me with it.

JESSE: Is there a body involved?

[jfcsoffer]

cbbmssg  📱Babe 💕🛡️

ARI: [NEW MESSAGE] Babe, who are you nomming? I'll nom at least one of your two 'cause I'm struggling to think of a second.

JES: I haven't thought about it too much, tbh. I think I'll nominate KJ - just 'cause of the the shit with Pad. Still struggling for a second name.

JES: Who's your first?

[jfcsoffer]

cbbadele‌:

no, the fact i kept having to say those four words. having people gush over me, it’s okay, but it does get hard sometimes, because that’s not what i wanted, i just wanted to make music, not to be popular with people. you saw that? 

Serves you right for being so damn good at it. Kinda like when Chadwick Boseman got sick of the Wakanda pose, that cracked me up. And yeah, I get that. But I suppose it’s better than people hating you? Course I saw it! I think the whole world did.

[jfcsoffer]

robertpattxnson‌:

“Pfft, I have no friends, I am gonna wish myself a happy birthday,” Rob rolled his eyes, obviously joking. He did have friends, he just hadn’t brought much attention to his birthday. “I mean… I have no objections to Danneel making me a cake, if she likes to make cake. And licking the bowl would be the best birthday gift EVER.”

“Bull-shit. You’ve got plenty of friends, Rob. And even though you did steal Batman title, I’d like to think I’m one of them.” Jesse laughed along, chilling with Rob was warmly welcomed considering how tense the last few weeks had been. “Don’t say I never treat ya.”

[jfcsoffer]

cbbdfranco‌:

Exotic?? Have you never had takis, my man? They’re in every store across the USA, come on.

Can’t say I have, no. I live a sheltered life over in Chicago, okay? My diet consists of pasta and pizza. All the P’s. I’ll definitely have a munch on some of these, though.

[jfcsoffer]

gagecbb‌:

– & “That’s not entirely shocking – I’d be more concerned if you didn’t know who the Spice Girls were, honestly. Oh gods…uh, probably Ginger because I always resignated with her the most.”

“I think my girlfriend would, too. Actually scratch that — I don’t think she would be my girlfriend for much longer. I heard she’s assigned herself Posh, tho, so you’re safe with Ginger. Now you just gotta complete the gang.”

[jfcsoffer]

perrieedwardsbb‌:

“I felt like there were no engagements, then a million at once,” she commented. “Maybe they will. Maybe that’s what Norman and Megan are waiting on. Don’t count it out yet,” Perrie shook her head. “I really wouldn’t say that stuff is ever out of the way,” she cleared her throat. “Why throw your own wedding when you can just go to all of these fancy ones?”

“A billion feels more accurate. And shit Per, don’t say it too loud. You’ll start giving them ideas.” Glass and as tipped in her direction as a smile tugged at his lips. He was glad they could talk again, be them again. “No, it probably won’t ever be out of the way. But he’s never gonna bother you again. And you’ve got a whole room of people here that’ll make sure of it.”

[jfcsoffer]

cbbdfranco‌:

Dave shrugged. “I don’t know. That new girl Liz is kinda cute, but she already put me in my place.” He said, half-laugh half-scared of the girl as well. “Uh, yeah, I’m still in the process of getting divorced.”

“She’s a firecracker, alright. But a super cool girl if you manage to win her over. Give it time, bro.” Jesse chuckled slightly with a shrug. “Damn, that sucks. Sorry, man — I had no idea.”

[jfcsoffer]

perrieedwardsbb‌:

“I guess so. I like to think it’s just good connections though,” Perrie told him. “For sure. Unless it’s Harry Styles. His suits are next level,” she chuckled, shaking her head at the thought. “Who do you think is next in line for engagement? My money’s on Jeff and Kristen.”

“Yep, I’d say they’re a shoo-in to be next. To be honest, I’m surprised they’re not having a joint wedding with Norm and Megan.” Jesse chuckled as he settled on a tamer bottle of beer for his next drink. “But hey, what about you! Now you’ve got all that divorce shit out of the way...”