swashbuckler of house cheddar

Cy • she/they • 27 • bi • librarian

[sweatermuppet]

age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

[r00tten]

Mutant mayhem was AMAZING!!!

[herssian]

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[bongjoonhoe]

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniels

[cloudmancy]

oh captain

[plaguedocboi]

UNEXPECTED TOAD IN THE DOORWAY??!!!!!

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

[memory--box]

shout out to the mutuals ive never spoken to. i am sitting in the same room as you doing my arts and craft while you read your book. we are vibing and chilling.

[radiofreederry]

You will never be John McAfee bitch

[retroactivebakeries]

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

[elevenquietseas]

beautiful, poetic and powerful encapsulation of the exact right vibe

you good bud?

[maryfitzroy]

[doggosource]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can always tell when people have been misgendering me around the 4yo because she comes home, points very firmly at me and says, “[Derin], you’re a they.”

I know this buddy you don’t need to remind me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[girlballs]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[luxgalador]

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

[luxgalador]

remember my glory days of tumblr content excellence?

[rottenbutrecovering]

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK