CEO OF GRUMBLR

- AND ALZO ZTAFF . i’ M BiZEXUAL .

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i GOT A JOB AND MY ZUPERViZORZ DON ’ T ZUPERViZE ME .

( ooc : hi!! i’m an anon on several blogs and wanted to join in the fun but i couldn’t think of a gimmick to copy aside from tumblr staff, so like. think of this blog as troll @staffs-secret-blog )

MY NAME iZ RiEVEZ AORTRU . i ’ M AN iNDiGO / PURPLE CUZP AND i WORK 4 GRUMBLR AZ THE FUCKiN … CONTENT COP ?? ( THEY COULDN ’ T GiVE ME A COOLER TiTLE ?? ) i ’ M 7 AND AN iNTERN BECAUZE MY ZCHOOL FEEDiNG CENTER REQUiREZ THAT .

MY PRONOUNZ ARE HE / THEY . LET ’ Z ALL PRETEND THAT i ’ M DOiNG MY JOB .

i ’ M ALZO LOOKiNG 4 A BUYER 4 A PURPLE BULGE iF ANYONE iZ iNTEREZTED .

@aita-alternia, @quadrantpunk, @quadrant-horror-stories, @quadrant-query, @alternian-life-advice, @alternian-advice, @alterniatifu, @alternia-confessions, @alternian-relationship-advice

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what does bisexual mean?

iT’Z A ‘HUMAN’ ZEXUALiTY . i HAVE iT iN MY BiO AZ A JOKE 2 B A FUNNiER WAY OF ZAYiNG MULTiPURPOZEFUL .

[trollstrology]

which sign do you think is the most pailable? I think it has to be virmini. It straight up looks like a nook and a bucket yknow? and its jade? like? hello? Licen also looks like a bucket though, and casci like a bulge, not to mention its the sign of the reliever wink wank. canza is the sign of the producer wonk wenk, and it could also be a pail... a quarter filled pail...

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WELL THAT’Z … A POZT TO COME BACK 2 4 ZURE

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PEGASUS ARMY GO!!!!!

Wwowwwww you're exploiting my phobia? Ggrumblr army, cancel them.

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CONZiDER THEM CANCELED .

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&h mighty grumblr ce& wh&t iz y&ur wizd&m

ALWAYZ ENCOURAGE FiREZ AT YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT !!

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

ahƐm @grumblr-staff should 8Ɛ consumƐd

[ would you eat grumblr-staff ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

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iT iZ A GRUMBLR RULE THAT UNDER NO CiRCUMZTANCEZ ZHOULD GRUMBLR ZTAFF BE EATEN !!

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Y0u'd be t0o chewy, anywayz. >

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DiE

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

ahƐm @grumblr-staff should 8Ɛ consumƐd

[ would you eat grumblr-staff ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 7, 2024

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iT iZ A GRUMBLR RULE THAT UNDER NO CiRCUMZTANCEZ ZHOULD GRUMBLR ZTAFF BE EATEN !!

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

[ would you eat altern;ant;fu ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

[alterniatifu]

pardon?

[grumblr-staff]

iT ’ Z A GRUMBLR RULE THAT U HAVE 2 EAT ALTERNiATiFU .

[alterniatifu]

WHY 1S THAT A RULƐ????????

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BECAUZE EVER ZiNCE GRUMBLR HQ BURNED DOWN i GOT 2 MAKE THE RULEZ . 🍽️ .

[alterniatifu]

f1rstly, whƐn d1d grum8lr hq 8urn down? sƐcondly, who put you 1n chargƐ? th1rdly, WHY DO YOU WANT TO ƐAT MƐ WHAT

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iT BURNED DOWN LiKE A WEEK AGO , i GOT PUT iN CHARGE BECAUZE i CALLED DiBZ ,

AND i WANT 2 EAT U FOR THE BiT !!!!!

[alterniatifu]

congrats on thƐ promot1on! anyways 1 GUƐSS 1LL 8Ɛ ƐAT1NG YOU TOO THƐN

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NOOOO !!!! NOOOO DON ’ T EAT MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 DON ’ T EAT GRUMBLRRRRRR

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

[ would you eat altern;ant;fu ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

[alterniatifu]

pardon?

[grumblr-staff]

iT ’ Z A GRUMBLR RULE THAT U HAVE 2 EAT ALTERNiATiFU .

[alterniatifu]

WHY 1S THAT A RULƐ????????

[grumblr-staff]

BECAUZE EVER ZiNCE GRUMBLR HQ BURNED DOWN i GOT 2 MAKE THE RULEZ . 🍽️ .

[alterniatifu]

f1rstly, whƐn d1d grum8lr hq 8urn down? sƐcondly, who put you 1n chargƐ? th1rdly, WHY DO YOU WANT TO ƐAT MƐ WHAT

[grumblr-staff]

iT BURNED DOWN LiKE A WEEK AGO , i GOT PUT iN CHARGE BECAUZE i CALLED DiBZ ,

AND i WANT 2 EAT U FOR THE BiT !!!!!

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

[ would you eat altern;ant;fu ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

[alterniatifu]

pardon?

[grumblr-staff]

iT ’ Z A GRUMBLR RULE THAT U HAVE 2 EAT ALTERNiATiFU .

[alterniatifu]

WHY 1S THAT A RULƐ????????

[grumblr-staff]

BECAUZE EVER ZiNCE GRUMBLR HQ BURNED DOWN i GOT 2 MAKE THE RULEZ . 🍽️ .

[would-grumblr-eat-them]

@alterniatifu ? wouldst thou consume them?

[ would you eat altern;ant;fu ? ]

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

[alterniatifu]

pardon?

[grumblr-staff]

iT ’ Z A GRUMBLR RULE THAT U HAVE 2 EAT ALTERNiATiFU .

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ouch fire hurts

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how’s +he in+ership going.

GRUMBLR HEADQUARTERZ iZ ACTiVELY ON FiRE RN , i ' LL REZPOND LATER .

[quadrant-horror-stories]

<3< guess i could SharE my sign… sigh. if you really must know, I’m an aquaCer. don’t tell anyone except the best of gRumblr usErs. peace ouT!

Of course, I would never publish this, anon.

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HEY ALL OF GRUMBLR , LOOK AT THiZ GUYZ ZiGN !!

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

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no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[achivement-unlocked]

No sorry I’m the Xbox achievement page

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NO , i ' M AN ALTERNATE UNiVERZE VERZiON OF ZTAFF AND AN ALiEN .

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AH ZHiT , THE ZERVERZ ARE iNFEZTED !!

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<3< Hey 1d10tz g1ve me the c0l0r yell0w back!!!! >

NO .

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< PLEAZE >

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NO . :) .