xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx
xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, <ɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. <h0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, <ɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)