Backwards Long Jump

Yahooo or Kasper - he/xe/it

[yahooo-official]

another thing. i hate when people act like kids should blindly respect their elders. act. fucking. RESPECTABLE. "respect your elders" and then it's some dimwit who sends hatemail on tumblr instead of being employed. "respect your elders" and it's someone who wouldn't show me the SLIGHTEST bit of respect in return. i know you see me as a rock in your shoe because i'm young, and you know what? fuck you. that's your problem, not mine, and if you can't even be polite to me then i'm not sorry.

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[yahooo-official]

if I said something in the hiveblr tag would anyone there have anu clue who i am or

[yahooo-official]

cant believe this needs to be said but minors and adults are allowed to be friends with each other regardless of age gap even if they're not related to each other. an adult being friends with a child is not the same thing as grooming. holy shit.

[yahooo-official]

we as a society, especially in progressive spaces, seem to have some ass-backwards idea that people should only interact with people inside their own age group outside of familial or work relations. like why is that a thing stop. it's so often that people complain that they can't understand other generations and. i wonder why. i wonder why you don't understand people older/younger than you if you think it's equivalent to grooming to even interact with them.

[yahooo-official]

cant believe this needs to be said but minors and adults are allowed to be friends with each other regardless of age gap even if they're not related to each other. an adult being friends with a child is not the same thing as grooming. holy shit.

[toomanyfandoms11]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[segamascott]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[yahooo-official]

that one mutual who finds and likes every comment i comment within a minute of me commenting it

[dotkunnii]

the time has come..

Twitter turned me gay..

I now simp for Sandrone from genshin impact..

my sincerest apologies, i will not be taking any questions from non-oomfs

[yahooo-official]

caitlyn im sorry but im incredibly homophobic i domt thing i can associate with oyu anymore,

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[depsidase]

[barkingbarghest]

Here is an article from NPR about it (May 22, 2026):

Carolina Milanesi, an independent technology analyst, said Google is trying to make its cash cow business — search — richer and more personalized, and it will make shopping easier. But there is a risk that users may have fewer choices about what to click. "Right now it's: I ask a question, I get a bunch of answers and I feel that I'm in control as to which answer I take, or if I'm looking for something, which product I'm going to end up buying. That is going to be less so going forward," she said. Milanesi envisions AI-enabled search and agents proposing products to consumers — perhaps even those they have requested — but with less clarity or choice around where it's coming from. "If you're going to say: 'I want a pair of Jordans, go find them,' you're not necessarily sure what steps have been taken and whether the AI has used a source or a store that was paid for and therefore came up in the search results," she said, "or if AI actually went and did their due diligence and picked the best for me as a customer."

And here's one from Time magazine (May 20, 2026):

While Google already has “AI Mode,” the company will now power the whole search bar through its new Gemini 3.5 Flash model.  Instead of the classic list of blue links, Google Search will now also generate a custom page with an AI-generated summary of what you’re searching about, which will then trigger a conversation with AI Mode on the main page, allowing users to ask follow-up questions—similar to the kind of layout you would see when opening ChatGPT.

And a little more from Time's article on how this may affect the websites that we are trying to search for:

When Google first started implementing AI-assisted results, news publishers warned of “catastrophic” impacts on the industry, much of which relies on Google search to drive users to their websites.  Last year, news websites saw significant traffic declines as chatbots increasingly replaced Google search as the primary way to find sites and ask questions.  Small businesses also noted drops in traffic to their sites from Google, which has traditionally delivered customers.   Lily Ray, vice president of SEO strategy & research at Amsive, a digital marketing agency, warned as early as last year that Google’s planned changes to search are “going to have a devastating impact on the Internet.”  “It will severely cut into the main source of revenue for most publishers and it will disincentivize content creators who rely on organic search traffic, which is millions of websites, maybe more,” she told Technology Magazine.  

[the-crying-bitch]

[cythraul]

This is you reminder that, even in Google's own Chrome, you can set the default search to DuckDuckGo.

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol