dos de choclo dos de carne

he/she/they - el/ella

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[chestnuthorse]

[funny-tik-toks]

[turnupthestrobe]

[roomwithavoid]

[coldasyou]

And my newly melted heart Now blossoming Into a new life

[grumpylittlecake]

my beautiful wife viento zonda who shoots me in the head 18 times

[sandmandaddy69]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[lycanycteris]

[hippy-craic]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[prettyodddefender]

I do like that some of the sex scenes in heater rivalry are edited like im fading in and out of consciousness in the cuck chair

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[forepop]

CUNT MANEUVERS <3

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[frociaggina97]

the other day i was drunk i remembered this cover of la noche sin ti (the night without you) so i played it and cried for half an hour

[grumpylittlecake]

bossa nova/reggae covers of popular songs carry an illimited level of evil

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly