This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am
This is a threat
You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging
January 20, 2021
I hate that I fully understand this
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A true story of my friend being annoyingly backstabbed by me
okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there
sometimes Royals by Lorde comes on and I have this urge to skip it because of how they completely burned it out on the radio but by then it just goes gold teeth, grey goose, trippin in the bathroom and i have to leave it on
I'm a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I've bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.
im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!
When you put your music on shuffle and the song you actually wanted to listen to comes on first…
THOR, GOD OF HIMBOS