-DELI SAMMICH-

She/Her (or They/Them) / 25 / Bisexual / Autistic

[artistic-octopus]

Commissions are open!

Would you like me to draw/paint something for you? Let me know!

Prices are negotiable, just let me know what you'll be willing to pay

I'm more skilled at animals/creatures, but can draw characters, portraits, and objects

I can work quickly, but larger pieces will take time to finish

If desired, regular updates will be provided

All payments must be made through PayPal. If you wish to make an order, contact me at [email protected].

Check out @delisartblog for more of my art

[chernobog13]

The Dragon's Keep by Tim Hildebrandt.

Actually, this is King Ghidorah's two-headed cousin, Duke Morrie, about to chomp a guy.

[kosmogrl]

[sanschips]

the thought of losing these two is enough to make anyone spiral

[vintagewildlife]

Alligator snapping turtle By: N. Cohen From: Life Nature Library: Reptiles 1963

[bogleech]

We should fix this and start saying "stupible"

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ytpforyouandme]

the snitchuation

[ytpforyouandme]

given recent events, an important reminder

[pastelalleycat]

[ Video ID: A YTP of a training video for grocery store employees. A man in a grey suit and blue tie speaks to the camera, but his words have been edited in post: "If you suspect a customer of shoplifting, do not take action. Do not tell your manager for any reason. Your manager will take it too far. The key point to remember is, don't become a snitch. Any type of "snitchuation" affects your community negatively. We understand that many people are in financially detrimental types of situations. Do them a favor and don't get involved. Just let them steal from your store's enormous amount of extra profits because after all, everyone should be able to eat and that's common sense. Well, take care and stay fresh!" End ID. ]

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

I wanted tot draw a princess cone, and then the idea got away from me.

[whamber]

join her cult its totally above board

[remynisce]

fuck it. dangan ocs be upon ye

[remynisce]

Remember Lilith Mortimer? Well this is her now... feel old yet?

[bruzum]

urgent

[spreadassholesdotorg]

tell him to stop

[l3irdl3rain]

Also upon taking a little trip down memory lane it became important to me that I remind you guys that Valentine (often credited as “Petunia’s husband”) was not the first orange boyfriend she had in my house. Her first husband was the late Maccready, the blind (and eventually one eyed) wonder