Stanford F. Pines

Hey, man. You’re a scientist. You do your research. You like studying the weird shit. And you’ve been up close and personal with the last surviving Euclydian. Did you ever get to explore- I mean examine his body?

I.

Don’t know if I want to discuss that with you.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE PRONOUNCED ME EQUILATERAL AND THEN WATCHED AS I TURNED OBTUSE

My head hurts terribly.

IF IT WERE OLD TIMES I COULD FIX THAT! INSTEAD I’M GOING TO LAUGH NOW! PAIN IS WASTED ON YOU MEAT PUPPETS.

Is your mockery supposed to make me feel something?

NO! IS IT WORKING?

No, it isn’t.

#📌#oh lord. it’s been that long.#I need to. Set my house on fire.#gravity falls roleplay

Happy "pronounced me equilateral and then watched as I turned obtuse" day for all that observe (~3 people)

bbnotumbl

#wrong account #whatever. disassemble transphobes molecules.#go my quantum distabilizer.

ciphertology

OOC

Wrong guy! You want @theacolytepines!

He’s got all the answers you may be looking for.

#🫀#yes this is a hard launch #I have a Ciphertology AU #I’m very protective of it but I love it lots #gravity falls roleplay #ford pines #bill cipher #?

Oh hey this blog isn’t dead yay

Burnout sucks ass, take all the time you need man

It’s so surprising to see people still. Like this blog HAHA.

I really truly appreciate it. ♥️

#🫀#sniffles. sniffles.#:(#gravity falls roleplay

Where did this rp go? I miss it :(

I’m sorry!

I miss it too, Dear Asker.

There’s been much going on behind the scenes..I’m pretty sure all that’s needed is my response haha.

I’ve been suffering a lot of burnout and stress aswell, but I try to get back here as often as I can.

It makes me happy to know that people still think about this blog ♥️ warms the heart.

#🫀#this is ooc by the way.#take care of yourselves <3 #gravity falls roleplay #I myself am active on tumblr. It’s just this blog that sadly is not.

hey mod! whats your opinion in the new character joining us soon? the bug one?

What a guy!

#🫀#I like him #gravity falls roleplay

FORD MOD WHATS HAPPENING???

YOURE IN-CHARACTER WIFES MOD ISNT BEING REASSURING PLEASE

I cannot disclose any information at this time.

#🫀#aw my wife!#ooc #gravity falls roleplay

Calypso!

(Ford calls, dragging a cooler alongside him and onto one of the many docks at Lake Gravity Falls—This one in particular just happens to be more secluded than the rest of them.

He huffs as he tugs the cooler to the edge, having to take a minute before he sits down. He sits crisscrossed.

He waits. Cracks his knuckles out of habit.

His eyes fix on the water below him.)

@grunklefordpines

[Calypso pokes her head out of the water, her eyes wide and sparkling at the sight of Ford]

You came!

(He couldn’t help but give her a smile.)

I said I would—It’d be impolite not to.

(He pulls a small notebook and pen out of his coat pocket.)

This cooler is full of every kind of meat I could get my hands on. I’ll record the ones that you like.

(Ford opens the lid, pulling out mystery meat #1!)

—I know, nothing will probably ever compare to the taste of flesh, but we’ll figure something out—You’ve done it before—But you won’t be on your own, this time.

(He scoots closer to the edge. Pulling the cling wrap off the meat and holding it out to her, he tries to look reassuring.)

This was incredibly sweet of you, Stanford. I know things are somewhat…strained, currently.

[She reaches out, somewhat hesitantly, taking the piece of lamb meat Stanford held. She clearly was trying to avoid his gaze]

With everything Bill did while possessing me, I would understand if you never wanted to see me again. Especially after my song was used to…

Well, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t frustrated, at first.

(He writes in the notebook.)

—But,

When you’re so desperate—When you feel like you’ve got nowhere else to go—

And that—Cruel individual—Mabel settled on the name, “Wrongzilla,’ for them, I believe—

(Ford sighs and grabs the next mystery meat out of the cooler. He stares down at his hand that rests on the lid after closing it.)

—Someone was promising you something you thought impossible—You needed saving, and Bill convinced you that he was the savior.

A facade. A FRIEND, he claimed.

(He holds the next meat out, his hands trembling.)

I’ve been there.

[Calypso pushes away the meat, though keeps her hand placed on Ford’s hand as she stares into his eyes. It’s a mix of sadness and understanding]

Neither of us should feel bad for being tricked. For being lied to. Bill used and manipulated us in many ways. I know I don’t know a lot about what happened between you and him, but you don’t deserve to carry that guilt around.

[She pulls herself out of the water and onto the dock, taking a seat next to Ford with her tail dangling over the edge. She squeezes Ford’s hand slightly.]

We don’t have to live with those mistakes weighing us down. We don’t deserve that. You don’t deserve that.

(He’s taken aback, looking back into Calypsos eyes. He chuckles, but it sounds pained.)

I don’t know any other way to live, Calypso.

(His gaze goes to their hands—The scars on his hand.)

I’ve managed well, since I’ve returned home—I have a support system, and people who often make an effort to ensure that I’m okay—And, for the most part, I am.

—But I’m still always reminded of my mistakes—I’m the embodiment.

I could have prevented it. All of it.

#just a little reminder where we left off!#<-#words of Wisdom: Do Not Give Up. For the Love of God.#ford pines #calypso the siren #gravity falls roleplay

[She drags her fingers along the scars on his hands, frowning before looking up]

You know…in siren culture, scars are a badge of honor. They show how you have survived even the hardest of battles. To me, they are beautiful.

[She lifts Ford’s hand and places a kiss on the back of his palm, before smiling at Ford]

I do not think anyone one could have prevented Bill, Stanford. No matter what, he would have always found someone to manipulate and use. But I do not think anyone else could have stopped him. I think you need to give yourself more credit—, to realize that you made a mistake—, but you fixed it.

[She places a hand on Ford’s cheek]

You should not have to carry this burden, Stanford Pines. You should allow yourself to be happy. Because Bill wants you to be miserable, to suffer in your guilt until you crawl back to him. So you should thrive. Thrive and have joy to show him that he has no power over you anymore.

howdy howdy!

if you notice some responses being changed around and edited a tad, please don’t mind it!—i fear my ford has grown quite out of character and it has been eating at me for literally months, now!

of course big chains i’m involved in (billypso) won’t have a change in response...unfortunately—but answers to questions may be.

Much Love to you all!

#📌#🫀#yeah everyday i look at my answers and i think an angel loses its wings sometimes #it’d be nice to go back to those chains and change my responses but it is all set in stone now!#gravity falls roleplay

dream-a-world

Reblog if you’re grateful for all your RP partners and you’re just happy to be here!

#🫀#📌#talent is impeccable.#seriously i am so lucky to be surrounded by such amazing people.#never ceases to amaze me.#this little hiatus (?) has let me sort of rebuild ford so that he’s more in character again. by the way. so hooray!

fidds-old-man-mcgucket

Alright folks, I think it’s gettin’ pretty late, y’all should start headin’ home

#end of christmas arc :c #thank you fiddleford #stumbling out the door holding his head Ouhgg.#frank sinatra keeps playing in his head. who put that there.#ford pines #gravity falls roleplay #🎄🎉

Merry Chrysler!!

How're things going? I heard you got into a bit of a perdicament with everyone's least favorite cyclops.

also who's Francis?-

- 佳月

Francis Paradox is from the Theraprism. Bill was accompanying him—“Plus Three”, he said.

Dr. Paradox clearly doesn’t have any critical thinking skills or a lick of common sense.

Aside from that, the other bits I can remember were just beautiful.

#sorry not sorry he was pissed he will always be pissed.#pre drunk ford #ford pines #bill cipher #francis paradox #gravity falls roleplay #🎄🎉#佳月

Wow, drunk ford! Never thought I’d see that after your “karaoke” night. People say “drunk words sober thoughts”, so what are your thoughts on Calypso, and did you and Bill ever actually date? (Am I asking this cause I wanna hear ford drunkenly gush and rant? Yes.)

(due to everything going on during the Christmas Party, I didn’t get the chance to get to my inbox!

But, now that I have the opportunity, I will begin to answer questions that were directed to Ford while he was intoxicated.. “translated” text will be in the tags)

Wwise words! (mumble mumble)..Ssober tthoughtss…..I nneed t’ write—tthat down…

Callie?..Haha…II rreally enjjoy hher company….hher ppresence is…Wwith jjust a word, oor a llook..II’m weak! Haha!

Ssshe iss..llike an angel—Jjust the...Tth—the Sweetest. Jjust the best ddate..I’mm gglad she llet me bring hher…

—But. Bbill? Ggod, ddon’t get—mme sstarted.

Wwe..nnever rreally put..a llabel on itt…Sspent a llot of ttime together..kkaraoke..mmaybe shhared a mmoment or ttwo..Bbut he betrayedd—hhe used me—Thhrew oour rellationshhip—whatever—awayy. Nnone of it mmatters anymmore.

Hhis loss.

II’m ddone—ttalkin’ aabout it.

#*Wise* words!..Sober thoughts..I need to write that down.#*Callie?* Haha. I *really* enjoy her company. Her presence is—With *just* a word or a look—*I’m weak!* Haha!#She is like an *angel*. Just the *sweetest*..Just the best date—I’m glad she let me bring her.#But *Bill?* *God* *don’t* get me *started.*#(We never really put a label on it—Spent a lot of time together..and karaoke..*maybe* shared a moment or two..But—)#He *betrayed*—He *used* me—Threw our relationship—*Whatever*—away—None of it matters anymore.#His loss. I’m done talking about it.#— divider i guess —#he was grinning and giggly and then bill was brought up and he was like Ugh This Guy.#posted this at 3am so it’s not as ‘good’ as i want it to be but haha i loved this question #i had to keep hyping myself up and reminding myself that he’s drunk so it doesn’t have to be incredibly formal #ford pines #calypso the siren #bill cipher #billford #i guess?#gravity falls roleplay #🎄🎉#drunk ford

Not sure if you remember or not but bill uh, he tried to choke Calypso… Dr. Paradox already took him back to the theraprism though

Yes, I do remember..fractions of the situation.

—Throwing the wine bottle foolishly…Callie..

Holding Callie after she collapsed.

—I still cannot wrap my head around how this, ‘Dr. Paradox’ thought bringing him would cause no problems whatsoever.

I don’t care if he’s powerless—He could have arrived ‘rehabilitated’, (as if)—and my opinion on the matter would remain the same,

He is to be nowhere near my family and the people I love—For as long as I live.

#he moved on quick because he feels bad for not being able to protect callie better than he did #so what if he was drunk he should’ve ripped bill to shreds!#made a paper airplane outta the guy!#ford pines #bill cipher #calypso the siren #francis paradox #gravity falls roleplay #🎄🎉

If only you knew…oh wait I can just tell you

when calypso asked if you were okay you responded: “I’m—getting therre ffor sure, ‘specially now that yyou’re—here—“

Who knew stanford pines was a flirt

Oh, goodness—

I..I said that?

…To Calypso??

You say that as if it is a bad thing! It was very sweet!