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Saskia: I'm an unstoppable force!! A once in a lifetime bitch!! I'm very hungover
Saskia: it feels like a small man is scraping the inside of my head with a blunt knife
Saskia: tell me a joke to make me feel better
CAITLIN: that sounds dreadful
CAITLIN: uhh
CAITLIN: i went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...
CAITLIN: it was a shih tzu











