[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[felipeiv]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[amazoogle]

only real thursdayheads know what day it is today

[amazoogle]

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[ninjasmudge]

pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[valtsv]

calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[micromontage]

I have infiltrated the ranks of sweetie pies

[charl0ttan]

your mama is so gothic you will never escape the generational curse

[valtsv]

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

[valtsv]

my hobbies are Colours and Shapes but, like, in a mature, sophisticated adult way

[neckdeepinurmum]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sisyfigs]

oh, that gap in my resume? i was on a doomed polar expedition and was stranded in the pack ice

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...