Some kinda thing

Pretty Spooky, huh folks?

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[apricior]

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[hollowboobtheory]

i promise you have no idea how this is going to end

[arthurs-brainworms]

My oil painting efforts are going quite well and I really like how they’re turning out. This pumpkin is my favourite so far, think I’m going to frame it and hang it up once it’s varnished

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[elcycyromem]

i went back in time and gave a snail an emerald

[segmentedleg]

hearse donuts

[lookcaitlin]

[theprofessional-amateur]

How your email finds me

[razziecat]

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

[wandererriha]

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

[digitaldiscipline]

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

[railroadsoftware]

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

[cthene]

Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.

Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.

Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.

Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.

[viejospellejos]

[theentertainmentfeed]

[lmaonade]

i think draiwng images is impossible and everyone is playing some kind of tricks

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[priestessamy]

[necrowyrm]

Whys the lady in this gif clapping like its her first time?

[vixensdungeon]

I'd like to get into tabletop RPGs but I'm not sure if there's a game for the specific type of experience I want: I'd like a game that centers around adventurers going into dangerous underground places to fight monsters and seek treasure and perhaps grow stronger in the process. Not sure if such a thing exists.

I'm pretty sure you can homebrew Vampire: The Masquerade to accomplish this.