legalise tsujigiri

Genghis Khan was two bananas

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[madnessofmen]

60 is not old

[madnessofmen]

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

[psygull]

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"

[psygull]

more importantly it's about shooting down a helicopter with your stupid gucci 10mm and then just standing there as it falls daring it to crash into you.

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[gsot]

any argument that Chicken Tikka Masala is somehow not british food is inherently a racist argument

[bobdylanyaoi]

when he comes back as james gandolfini the white…

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[selfmaderibcageman]

been said before but like greatest argument for immigration to the us is that immigrants like the US more than americans do. I got scolded by a kuwaiti guy in a bar for being californian but not having read john steinbeck

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

true; the problem is that their kids assimilate

[annabelle--cane]

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[dogpuppy]

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[randomencounters]

Encounter: unfortunately every taekwondo practitioner in the world is under orders to eliminate everyone else

[jacopo-belbo]

the existence of miami vice implies an equal and opposite seattle virtue

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[noshowjones]

sometimes you gotta practice doing things as quietly as possible make sure you're not getting rusty

[bobdylanhater115]

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts