~('_')~

Keep moving forward.

[memewhore]

[gsvv]

Fuckity, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[gsvv]

You’re not going to get anywhere doing the same shit every day.

[spattergroit101]

[phurlz-deactivated20170629]

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

[digger-bick-deactivated20170219]

iv been laughing for 20 years

[808dilly]

I’m watching this now

[korractrify]

It’s happening

[korractrify]

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS BACK

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[microphonefiend]

Rest in peace, Nujabes (1974-2010)

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

always reblog

[kansass-deactivated20230224]

[memewhore]

[disney-garden]

So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!“ 

And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,

asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human. 

…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. 

Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too. 

[huffpost]

‘Orcs Of New York’ Is The 'HONY’ Parody Even Sauron Would Adore

[kingjaffejoffer]

Is nasty R&B dead? I miss that sweaty, shirtless, wet panty R&B. The worst people say now is "I eat booty". No creativity in the lyrics about how you about to fuck this pussy.

Once R. Kelly got himself exiled from society for being a pervert, the nasty nigga R&B genre started slowly slipping into irrelevancy. 

Many have tried to carry the torch but they have ultimately failed. 

[saucexay]

Weeknd is trying as hard as he can bless his heart

[indiibleu-deactivated20190105]

*trying* is an understatement. I love The Weeknd, but that is not nasty R&B. That’s the Canadian version 😂😂 Pretty Ricky had that game on lock before Slick'em got caught up on drugs They were honestly our last hope

[demarco-demarco-demarco]

Bruh this so true ^^ Lmao. But who really singing tho? Nobody can really sing now a days without trying to fuckin rap.

Tank died and was reincarnated as Sam Smith

tyrese to busy trying to be a motivational speaker and focus on a drowning rap career as Black Ty.

Usher trying turn strippers into wives.

Chris Brown gotta watch Kylie on Thursdays and Fridays while tyga handle this legal business.

Genuwine is…. Well he just him.

Janet left the planet.

Joedeci finally took some Viagra, now they back up again but who really finna have sex to these old niggas?

The weeknd won’t let you finish a orgasm happy bc you’ll be depressed during sex.

Plies still recovering from that German suplex, and now he do vines every Saturday in the hospital known as “Sweet Pwassy Saaddtday”

So who else is here really 2015?

[drankinwatahmelin]

Miguel somewhere reading this like

[bugsroseee]

Lmfaoooooo omg 😭💀💀💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

JASMINE SULLIVAN.

[aaliyahxj]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[larvitarr]

[6god]

SQUAD

[pandatracks-blog]

[winfieldblue]

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

won’t even risk it.

[silenthill]

I like this one best because there’s no threat to not reblogging it so even if you don’t there’s no worries but if you do then you’re gonna have an even better time.

[dream-of-the-soft-look]

I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea

(via dream-of-the-soft-look)

[unapologetically-human]

Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass.

(via 886503)