along the lines of eloquence

Realist with a splash of optimism.

[themostfinalofpams]

Professor X has Will Schuester energy

[sandmandaddy69]

[soyoungsosweet]

im high and think i look cute

[mortalityplays]

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

[dnicriteria]

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

[respect-snails]

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[iricressent]

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

[normal-horoscopes]

was I the wrong kinda christian or something? bc I don't know what a sharaningan is

How can you call yourself christian if you've never heard of the sharingan?

[neogohann]

[cursethedaylight-deactivated202]

my favorite thing about tumblr is that someone can be absolutely unhinged in the tags over a photo of their fav and then end it with that one tag that they organize their blog with

[kai-themusicfreak]

They kinda remind me of someone 🤔(two best friends meet someone new and bring them into there small group of idiots/strong Characters 😃)

...WAIT A MINUTE 😃

HUH?!!!! IS THIS THEIR PAST LIVES OR WHAT 😧?!

[brokenpitchpipe]

Problems:

I want this story to be written

I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me

I don’t want to write this story

[princessrhcenyra]

Well, she’s had her fair share of adventures, yes. [PART 2]

[duckbunny]

kindness is a discipline, not a trait

[animatedamerican]

Yes.

As with many disciplines, kindness may come more easily to some than to others. But it is nonetheless something you can learn, something you can teach, something you can work at.

Something you do, rather than something you are.

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[icarusfellintomyarms]

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

[systemerror]