Trying To Learn How To Breathe.

I'm Jenn. I have a beautiful little family.

[meladoodle]

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

[words-of-emotion]

I hate getting flashbacks from things I don’t want to remember.

(via words-of-emotion)

  (via words-of-emotion)

[professionalfigureskater]

[untexting]

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

[as-thin-as-fuck]

how do you make them last for more than 4 hours?

[moogleplush-deactivated20250919]

4 hours wtf how do you make them last longer than 20 minutes

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[pedro-reed]

[makeitearlgrey]

Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

I like how they immediately got turnt for they co-worker

[jonnycocksville-deactivated2015]

[aboutchopsuey]

[bad-res]

[skydisco-deactivated20170508]

[thebestoftumbling]

[okaydaria]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

[basicallybeesus]

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

[katebush]

Knuckle Puck- Home Alone

[stability]

[stylebychristie]

‘’When the sun goes down…’’  🔅

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming