we are the walking dead;

“I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream.”

[heyemmerson]

You only get them when you ask politely. 

[gtfomahone-blog]

Teach me how to ask politely.

[greysfamhq]

“Thanks me too. I don’t know I’m just alright really just relaxing with the family. It has been awhile since we’ve seen each other. Last time I saw you was at the Triple Ho Show and that was it.. Are you still living in Miami?”

[gtfomahone-blog]

Yeah, and you’ve been acting weird around me as well, if I’m being honest, but I guess you have your reasons, right? Yes, I am. Are you? ‘Cause we could hang out if you’d like.

[emrberts]

I’m pretty good, thanks. I have a lot to be smiling at at the moment, so no complaints. And how about you?

[gtfomahone-blog]

That’s good to know. Well, this is really good, why are you smiling, though? Good stuff happening in your life? Of course it is, I don’t know why I’m asking. I’ve been good.

[emrberts]

You’re so sweet.

[gtfomahone-blog]

You’re very welcome. I know I am. How’re you, Roberts?

[greysfamhq]

“We haven’t been there before so I can’t wait. Just doing the usual? I’m glad you’re doing good, I’m alright. Yeah it’s been awhile.”

[gtfomahone-blog]

I hope you enjoy the place, I don’t think I’ve been there, either. Just alright? I thought you’d give me an answer like, “I’m great” and all that stuff, but yeah. You always disappear on me, don’t ya?

[perrieedwardshirp-blog]

How about you tell me about your life instead. How’re things?

[gtfomahone-blog]

Alright, let’s see. I’ve been working on my music and doing nothing all day as well, don’t I have an exciting life?

[greysfamhq]

“I’m pretty excited about it.. How are you, Austin?”

[gtfomahone-blog]

I’d be excited, too, but I’m not doing much, let alone going to Dubai and work there. I’ve been good, how are you? Long time no see, Camila.

[greysfamhq]

“I’m so glad we get one more month of break until the girls and I head out to Dubai next month! Anyways I’m Camila from Fifth Harmony for those who don’t know.”

[gtfomahone-blog]

Dubai? You’re living the life.

[heyemmerson]

I now feel like I need to pop out of a giant lamp looking like the genie from Aladdin. 

[gtfomahone-blog]

How awesome would that be? Give me three wishes, bitch.

[perrieedwardshirp-blog]

Thank you.

[gtfomahone-blog]

Anytime.

[noemma-deactivated20170131]

Watching award season from the safety of my home and without cameras pointing at me is like playing a continuous game of fuck, marry, kill–although I’m mostly just making a list of who I’d marry.

[gtfomahone-blog]

I just want to know who exactly you’d kill.

[emrberts]

Serious question; is there anything in the rules of applying for America’s Next Top Model that says you can’t already be established? Because I would be so down for the challenges and photoshoots they do. Walking over floating pontoons in six inch heels with a bird cage on your head in front of famous designers? Sign me the fuck up.

[gtfomahone-blog]

And I thought Chanel was weird, turns out you’re also just like her.

[perrieedwardshirp-blog]

Not really…no…

[gtfomahone-blog]

Alright, then. I hope everything’s okay now.

[ofjacehcrondale-blog]

It makes me feel so much better that I’m not alone, honestly. I thought I was the only one and it made me feel a little crazy. It’s funny how you just get it into your head that you’re always safe when you are in your bed though.

[gtfomahone-blog]

I know, right? I always think I’m safe when I’m in my bed, but then again, it’s stupid because I know I will end up dying if I don’t leave soon enough. We’re all weird.

[heyemmerson]

What do I look like, a genie in a bottle?

[gtfomahone-blog]

Yes, of course, just like that Christina Aguilera’s song.

[austinhomahone]

[ofjacehcrondale-blog]

Is it just me that thinks I’m safe from anything when I hide under my blankets? Like, If I hear a noise, I’ll just pull them over my head and think to myself “Yeah, try and get me now serial killer that has entered my house.” when in reality it’s probably the worst place to hide if you hear a noise. I’m Zoe, finding areas to hide for when I hear a noise in the middle of the night is something I should probably work on…

[gtfomahone-blog]

It’s not only you, I do the same. I think I’m hiding from the world when I hide under my blanket-- obviously, I wouldn’t survive if someone tried to kill me or something like that, but hey, at least we’re not alone.