bts are my boys

I love bts thas it. thas me. I'm also a questioning nb with they/them pronouns yall. I'm jus a lil gay in a big het world.

[jhopefulworld]

mean comments: hobi should stop making those stupid noises

hobi: :(

entire bts staff: here, we made a glass engraved trophy specifically to honour your lovely sound effects

hobi: :D

[godhatesmads]

please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god let me get bts tickets please got let me get bts tickets please god le

[ohmykimtaetae]

Give him all the French fries of the world!

[tenzxu-deactivated20201105]

bts: *are millionaires*

staff: the prize is a coupon for a free ice cream at McDonald’s

bts:

[7biases]

HIS LAP GODDAMN IT!! THE BOY IS THIICCCC!!

[texts-bts]

Namjoon: This is one of those moments where I tell you something isn't a good idea and you ignore me, isn't it?

Jungkook: You're learning, hyung. Slowly, but you're learning.

[texts-bts]

Yoongi: Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen.

Yoongi: Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

[2lix]

DAEGU vs. BUSAN

LINK | bts texting fic

minnie: wtf the only crime i’ve ever committed was absolutely killin it on the dancefloor daegu’s king: and trespassing minnie: once daegu’s king: twice literal sunshine ☼: actually i think it was 3 times

(where jimin is so petty it should be impossible and yoongi wants to kill him at least 10 times a day, taehyung is a self-proclaimed matchmaker that can’t sort out his own love life, jeongguk is constantly bullied because he was born in busan 2nd, everyone is in love with hoseok, jin is done with his boyfriend, and namjoon just tries to keep them all out of jail)

[texts-bts]

hi, this is my first bts fic and i’d be very grateful for feedback if u have a minute!!

[babykyuns-deactivated20180503]

Taegi are 10000 percent that domestic af couple where one(yoongi) will be on the toilet taking a dump while the other (taehyung) brushes their teeth at the sink. They totally talk about their day or casually bring up people from their meetings at work too like:

“You remember that bitch Rachel? With the shitty cookies, i heard she slept with the boss.”

“Haha i fucking knew it”

All while ignoring Yoongi pooping.

[caduceusangels-deactivated20200]

character: *exists*

me: 

[babykyuns-deactivated20180503]

may seem like a kinda random q but what is your opinion on asexuality

Well, I can’t really say I fully understand it, honestly, but I think it’s not taken seriously enough when it comes to the LGBT community. I think it’s just as important as being bisexual or gay or any other sexuality and I wish it was taken and respected a bit more seriously than it is. As well, I wish it was being represented more. 

[luvmaze-bts]

shirtless bangtan~

[babykyuns-deactivated20180503]

Why is no one talking about volleyball player Taehyung who has the best fucking spike on the team and looks beyond fucking good in his maroon and white jersey and tight black spandex shorts hugging his cute peach booty? Why is no one talking about basketball player and slightly bad boy Yoongi who waits after his own practice on the gym bleachers to watch the volleyball players have their own practice because he’s so fucking smitten by Taehyung? Why is no one talking about Taehyung purposely picking his jersey number to match Yoongi’s because it’s a couple item but also lowkey.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT YOONGI GETTING UP AFTER PRACTICE AND WAITING FOR TAEHYUNG TO WALK OUT THE LOCKER ROOMS SO HE CAN TAKE THE YOUNGER’S BAG HOLDING HIS GEAR SILENTLY AND BEGIN WALKING HIM HOME???

“Hyung,” Taehyung ask as Yoongi begins walking towards Taehyung’s house. “Don’t you live on the other side of town?”

“It’s late, you’re still in your shorts.” Yoongi blushes.

WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING TAEHYUNG’S FUCKING PUPPY EYES WHEN HE’S ASKING YOONGI IF HE CAN MAKE ONE OF HIS VOLLEYBALL GAMES AND YOONGI KNOWS HE HAS HIS OWN GAME BUT TAEHYUNG IS TAEHYUNG!!! The elder has to run extra drills all the next week after practice but he’s right fucking there front row cheering for Taehyung during the younger’s game.

[allforbts]

[sugoihentai]

[pokemon-personalities]

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

[babykyuns-deactivated20180503]

A piece of my soul heals itself when Yoongi calls the Bangtan members “the kids”