there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola
i don't do bad sauce passes

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
noise dept.
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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YOU ARE THE REASON
AnasAbdin
Peter Solarz

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
hello vonnie

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@guessimthevillian
there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
“You made a deal with a demon! What the hell did you THINK was going to happen?!”
“I thought it would make me faster. And am I not here in front of you, faster?”
”You have a succubus in your head and you’ve sold your soul to her”
”I think you’re just jealous that I’m so fast”
“[Bard] just sat in the chair, had an acid trip, and woke up with proficiency in History.”
“Is there anything weird about the pictures?”
“Other than the fact that they’re moving?”
DM: “You notice a number of moths swarming around the light.”
Me, a fairy flavored as butterfly-themed: “Cousins!”
Thinking about Tim Curry horny sludge villain from FernGully. I want to protect the environment but his song slaps
If it works it works.
(P.S bless you fic writers)
Relatable 😭😭💕💕 thank you so much fic writers
It was more fun for me. Absolutely.
(via)
I have decided that I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW, so for the first time in literal years, putting a spoon under my pillow gang ❄️🥄
Anyway pray I wake up to a delayed/off work day
Andrew Lang, My Own Fairy Book (1903) Illustrations by Gordon Browne, T. Scott, and E.A. Lemann.
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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival
Has anyone shared Stacy’s dad yet
STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.
ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"
i sure hope not
who's to say
that's between me and God
i'll tell you for $100
i don't think so, why?
probably, not sure though
additions collected from the notes
not to my knowledge
sometimes
wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.
and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3
Isn't faggot rock that jim henson show
(done by @stupid-idiot-mailman ty bestieee)
Willing sacrifice~
unfriendly reminder that this joke doesn’t even make any sense to normal people
I’ve never wished I wasn’t normal more in my life than I do now.