obligatory boundaries note babes
minors dni. if you’re under 18 and i follow you, please block me or let me know - i check before i follow but not everything is public and i do miss things!
messianic “jews” also dni. i hope you choke on your crusty appropriated tallitot.
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a collection of VERY important
things to know about me UwU
those found forming parasocial relationships or phobia-level fears of me will be placed in the time out jar i keep hidden in a wormhole in my backyard. i am terminally boring. i am dying slowly of the plague /hj. my distrust of bipeds leads me to frequently nerf their ankles with my footplate like a sentient razor scooter. my fiancé would kick your fiancés ass in mario kart. i am my sponsors favorite /j. ________________________________
6 months sober and on
my 2nd step send help
🧿 bli ayin hara 🧿























