master of karate and friendship @advventures - Tumblr Blog

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

sh12pen-bookfan

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??

were--ralph

clap if you think she should suffer

were--ralph

clap to eliminate jk rowling once and for all

sexchangedotcom

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

redandfranticfeelings

“average tumblr user makes about 3 surreal humor posts per year” factoid actually just statistical error. reallyreallyreallytrying, who lives in tumblr–

moonkitty

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

zinan-kg-deactivated20210113

This video lives rent free in my head

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle

doomed-jester

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

theehorsepusssy

transfem-goddess-author

Not if I can impregnate her first

fallout-lou-begas

starting a collection

expressions-of-nature

Westruper Heide, Germany by clara.tardis

hannahlockillustration

Commission for Michael for their wife, of their three cats, for their anniversary.

cryptid-sighting

Great news: Kamala Harris says that if she's elected her administration will retain the weird bug as Secretary of the Nighttime

radiofreederry

who do you think got biden to stand down........;)

heatherleee

radiofreederry

emergency-broadcast-archive

u wanna talk about penis videos?

eldritchbauble

Hard pill to swallow, maybe, but sometimes you are the problem. You may not have been initially, but people around you can only have so much endurance for understanding why you're "like that" and how you got to where you are now. Even if you were the one who was victimized, hurt, or abused to begin with, your behavior affects those around you. There's a point at which personal responsibility needs to kick in, or you will become toxic. You can become toxic even if you never become an abuser yourself. If other people are constantly having to help dig you out of the holes you made but you keep slapping their hands away, you cannot expect them to have an indefinite amount of patience and energy to keep trying. If you're not putting in the work to recover from what damaged you; if everyone else in your life is consistently the only one making a real effort to effect change for you--you're the problem.

eldritchbauble

People can give you love, but can't make you treat yourself like someone you care about.

People can offer you resources, but can't make you reach out and use them.

People can lay down stepping stones, but can't make you put the work in to make progress.

If you're expecting everyone around you to keep making the decisions and making things ok for you, you need to take a step back and some serious time for deep introspection. This doesn't mean that others shouldn't have compassion for you, but as difficult as things are and as tired as you are--others get tired too and can't be expected to carry it all.

eldritchbauble

And if you blame everyone else in your life because they "gave up on you" when they reach a limit, you have a victim complex. Having been a victim does not mean you should accept perpetual victimhood.

People are allowed to say "I love you, and my love for you doesn't mean I can sacrifice myself for you." There's a point at which people have to let go because they do not ultimately hold responsibility for whether you live, die, or thrive--you do.