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TEXT 💬 LILYMO
Lily: You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable.
Guillermo: Chia Pet? Is it because of the hair? Because it's always that curly, whether or not I'm drunk.
Guillermo: We definitely need to go wine tasting again though! That was so great, and the cheese? Ugh, it all paired p e r f e c t l y. Or I know of a tequila distillery that lets you make your own blend, if that interests you.
TEXT 💬 GUILLERINA
Lina: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”
Guillermo: Is it going to make me sound like a snob if I say that the thing I find most disturbing about all of that is their choice of chip? I mean, Cheetos, really? Were they at the very least Flaming Hot? Because otherwise, Cheetos are pedestrian at best.
what's the most overrated food you can think of?
I hope nobody hates me for saying so, but sushi. You can only slice up raw fish so many ways while calling it “cuisine”.
honesty hour!
what kind of future do you imagine you and jia having?
I’m imagining a future pretty similar to what @jiachien and I already have -- fancy dinner dates, cooking breakfasts for her, and making grand romantic gestures every anniversary to make her smile. Whatever else comes our way, we’ll figure out when we get there.
honesty hour!
text 💬 jillermo
Jia: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Jia: Do you think someone will ever make that a restaurant theme? A place with waiters with no pants on? Or is that just a strip club?
Guillermo: I think it's definitely possible! I mean, I've heard restaurant pitches for weirder things, and it's kind of like a Hooters but for the female gaze versus the male gaze, right? If ever there was a time and a place in the market for that, it would be now.
Guillermo: Why? Is that the kind of place that a certain senorita would like to host her bachelorette party?
TEXT ✆ SOFERMO
Sofia: Ah, perfect!
Sofia: Oh, please do not feel obligated to invite me to any wedding preparations. I shouldn't have assumed, I know better. But I do want to make it known that I would love to attend any event planning or otherwise if you'd have me.
Guillermo: Don't be ridiculous, princesa! I would never invite you out of obligation; it would be out of pleasure, every time. You're fantastic company. The only reason you haven't been invited to more, aside from the fact that we're really at the beginning stages, is that I know your schedule is usually quite impacted. I'm hoping you have more time over summer though, we'd love to have you along!
TEXT ✆ SOFERMO
Sofia: Buenos dias, cariño! I am always free for my favorite people! Those sound lovely, I assume this is wedding preparations?
Guillermo: Fantastic! I can't think of anyone I'd rather do a tasting with. And no, Sofia, it's just another day on the job, not anything wedding related necessarily. Why? Would you want to be invited to more wedding planning things? Because there's still so much of it we haven't made a ton of headway on.
TEXT $ GULLIVER
Oliver: 😂 It's okay, I figured I wasn't your 'sweetie' in this case. If anything, it would be the ice cream toppings you chose. Root beer float: A CLASSIC.
Guillermo: And here I was thinking you'd just missed that, or decided being called 'sweetie' by me was worth it for an ice cream float or two. Huh, a safe choice, but not a bad one, by any means. I give your choice an 8.5!
TEXT $ GULLIVER
Oliver: ice cream floats sweeeet i'm in. 😂 Aw man that sound delicious.
Guillermo: Oh wow, that was not meant to go to you, I'm sorry! But thanks! What's your float of choice?
TEXT # GUILIAM
Liam: Man, don't think I've played Monopoly in years! Not sure if I even really remember all the rules lol but yeah I don't see why they wouldn't be. Maybe we should ask?
Guillermo: I haven't either but I remember it being a very involved game, and they say it can lose your friendships - it'd be a fun test of ours! Mostly I'm just in the mood for something competitive, you know? And I trust you all to still like me even if I get a little intense.
TEXT ツ HARPERMO
Harper: But did you eat it? Was it good? I've eaten Impatiens before in a jelly and it was probably the best thing I've ever had! I need to learn how to make jellies myself, do you think those would be a good addition to a flower shop? You don't have to answer that! I'm just thinking out loud. I'd LOVE to go to that restaurant though! What flowers did they serve?
Guillermo: Of course I ate it! If a restaurant puts something on a table in front of me, I'm eating it, no matter what it is; that's just called manners! And yes, it was delicious. Don't worry, I wouldn't drag you along to eat subpar food. I think it'd be a really fun addition to a flower shop, actually, both as a friend and as someone who consults businesses on how to attract more attention. I'm not sure what kind they were though. They just presented them as flowers and I can't really tell them apart from each other on sight.
TEXT # GINERMO
Ginny: Both. It's a compliment because you would and an insult that no one's told you sooner.
Guillermo: I wasn't expecting 'both' to be an answer but you know what? That makes a lot of sense, thank you.
Guillermo: And now I'm wondering if I should actually try eyeliner or not...
TEXT # SOOKERMO
Sookie: A glow in the dark lizard's eye bowling ball?
Guillermo: I had to Geniesearch that because I couldn't imagine what it could possibly look like and it did not disappoint! I'll keep that one in mind although honestly is there anywhere that lets you do glow in the dark bowling? That just sounds like feet injuries waiting to happen.
TEXT 😤 GUIRITA
Rita: Is it bad that I'm laughing because how do they keep messing it up? Tell them they're not allowed to print anymore lmao
Rita: Mama makes fun of me when I mess up with technology so who's really losing? "Mama, look here's an easier way to..." and she's all "Oh you didn't know that mija?" and then giggles and walks off.
Guillermo: Have you ever tried telling a parent or a tia that they're "not allowed" to do something? Because I haven't and I never will lol but YES it's bad that you're laughing! I messaged for sympathy!
Guillermo: That sounds like it's own brand of irritating but I'd switch with you on that any day.
TEXT 🍛🍟 BENTERMO
Bentley: So one, not the weirdest craving I've heard but it's up there.
Bentley: B, I'm sure there's an Indian restaurant open.
Bentley: Which leads to III, are you going to get fries from some rando place to make these curry coated fries?
Guillermo: You can't say that and NOT tell me the weirdest craving you've ever heard!
Guillermo: And Cuatro, I was planning on getting fries but it wouldn't be random fries. It'd be either Red Robin or Denny's fries since they're both steak cut, hearty, and could carry the weight of curry. Which of those two, though, is still up in the air.
TEXT ⚱ GUILILY
Lily: I'm sure Liam would be up for it but I'll double check! If they did a paint your pottery place like Painting with a Twist, it'd make it even better though.
Guillermo: That's a great idea! I'm not the most artistic person but you know I'm always down for a challenge.
TEXT 💐 NADERMO
Nadia: I can't see how the answer would possibly be anything other than red??? Orange never solves anything.
Guillermo: Orange never solves anything? I'm sure it solves a few Vitamin C problems and brunches when it comes paired with champagne!
Guillermo: Thank you though! Why not yellow though?