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BENTLEY B. 21 • GO GO GRYFF • FUTURE VET Bentley "Bents" Bjorgman Senioritis at its finest. Animals are the shit. Parental advisory. Don't do this at home kids. Always wear a helmet. Gravity always wins. #doubledarebents

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TEXT 💬 BENDI

Bentley: Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

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TEXT 💬 BENTAEO

Bentley: I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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TEXT 💬 QUINTLEY

Bentley: Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late

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TEXT 💬 OLIVENTLY

Bentley: This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

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juliettelinguini​:

I’ve been told that the dares I come up with for Truth or Dare are a bit “extreme” and “undoable” so if anyone can give me dare inspiration that the average person wouldn’t back down from, that’d be awesome.

Or that could mean you’re just daring the wrong people. If I’m not in danger of breaking something or possible humiliation then it’s not a good dare and I don’t want it.

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text 💬 benverly

Haverly: Where are you and why aren’t you back from there yet? Did you get eaten? *gasp* DID YOU DIE?!

Bentley: Msg 2110 - The customer you are trying to text is out of service. A snow monster by the name of Marshmellow has eaten him :P

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text 💬 bandi

Candi: Just thought you should know that I updated your name in my phone to asshole 😘

Candi: And now that I have your attention, can I talk you into terraforming an island with me? And by with me I mean for me because I have never seen a more tedious system than Animal Crossing's terraforming system.

Bentley: I mean fair. At least it has a 😘

Bentley: It's like you're trying to speak to me I know it!

Bentley: As long as you guide me, I guess I can do it because if not, you're island's gonna get butchered. 💯 Guaranteed.

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TEXT 🍛🍟 BENTERMO

Guillermo: Does anyone else ever get the weirdest late night cravings? Because I woke up out of nowhere and don't think I'll be able to go back to sleep until I've had fries coated in curry.

Guillermo: And I've never even HAD fries coated in curry before!

Guillermo: If I were a girl, I'd swear I was pregnant or something.

Guillermo: More importantly, do you think any Indian restaurants are open right now?

Bentley: So one, not the weirdest craving I've heard but it's up there.

Bentley: B, I'm sure there's an Indian restaurant open.

Bentley: Which leads to III, are you going to get fries from some rando place to make these curry coated fries?

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How do you feel about Bentley Bjorgman?

All I know is that if @lishangjr had just surprise up and ditched me for a whole year I would be completely heart broken. I don't understand how someone could do that to someone who was supposed to be your best friend. But @sydneyandersen has her girlfriends and most importantly @deeturkey to lean on and we've got her back. 

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

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You know what’s wild, besides the fact that it’s really none of your business, is that comparing Sydney and my situation to you and Li is not even remotely similar. Li didn’t confess to you multiple times to be brushed off like it was nothing, Li wasn’t heart broken when you started dating some random without mentioning it then having you get pissed and hypocritical because he asked someone out on a date and never told you when you literally did the same thing. Li didn’t need or deserve time to get over you after being in love with you for years. So yeah, the situation isn’t the same. I said it to Sydney and I’ll say it again, I deserved time to myself to get over her but fuck me right? I’m the bad guy for doing right by me for once. And it’s not like she asked when I did pull away in the first place. Friendship is two way street and that means she had just as much chance to reach out but never did. And besides the fact that I already hashed this out with her, I’d appreciate it if you would keep in mind that it didn’t have anything to do with you and you don’t know me from Tom.

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reindeer

My dad was right in saying reindeer are better than people. They’re loyal, trustworthy, and know when to respect boundaries/mind their own business.

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how do you feel about the fire place?

Can’t say that I’ve been yet but I don’t have an issue with it. Am I supposed to? Seems like a cool place and I gotta say that people seem to forget that kids are not their parents. I don’t have a problem with @gunnarwestergaard if that’s where this was supposed to be something to start some drama. 

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toxic friendships

I’m not here for taking advantage of people of that’s what you mean. No one should take advantage of another person in any kind of relationship but if someone’s making you feel like shit then you should probably try talking to them first instead of possibly jumping to conclusions. If they still don’t care, drop their ass.

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I don’t know about you but I would like to choose my girlfriend @prncsscndi. I don’t know, guess I’m just built different????

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TEXT ✉ VICLEY

Victoria: What do you do if you accidentally superglue your hand to your refrigerator door? Asking for a friend.

Victoria: A very stupid friend that I can't even fathom how this happened to.

Bentley: This friends sounds a lot like someone I know.

Bentley: It's me.

Bentley: Warm, soapy water and acetone, btw. That's what worked for me.

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TEXT 💔 SYDLEY

Sydney: Well, I probably don't need to know that information anymore, right? I mean... you're with Candi now, and you guys seem really good for each other, so... congratulations!!!!!

Sydney: And I'm not trying to be fair, you've just had a lot more time to understand what the real problem here was than I have! It's still really confusing, honestly!

Sydney: I don't know! I'm sorry, I know it wasn't fair, but it just... it made sense in my head! That I was super replaceable and that you were the exact opposite. I guess I just felt threatened, and I never would have imagined you feeling that way. I'm sorry for not understanding you as well as I thought I did.

Sydney: Is that really it? If I said that I didn't want to be friends anymore you would just be okay with letting me go and not talking to me anymore? It would be that easy for you?

Bentley: You don't but I'm trying to do the communication thing. Thanks, you and Turkey seem to being well too so congrats on that. A year's a long time.

Bentley: Best friends, despite my lack of being present this year, was not something I said or took lightly. Like I said before though, it doesn't seem like we knew each other as well as we thought. I'm sorry that I didn't reassure you enough that nothing would change you being in my life.

Bentley: Obviously not, Syd. But I'm also not going to force it. I'm trying not to be a dick. If it was what you wanted then I'd do it if it made you happy.

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Text 🍬🏍 Bendi

CANDI: You got a lot going on, I get it. You don't suck, though. Time management isn't everyone's strong suit, including mine. Hell, I ditched half of my lectures to play video games and didn't do my assignments until last minute.

CANDI: Okay, I'll work on that, promise. What would making it up to me entail, exactly? Not that I'm going to say no, I just wanna hear what you had in mind.

BENTLEY: The thing is I should be better at is since I want to be a doctor...

BENTLEY: I wanna take you out, I don't have the date fully planned out but I'll clear out my whole day and we could spend it together. Just you and me.

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Francisco Sirena. You're welcome.