evil runs in the family

he/him 20s dnd enjoyer & cowardly horror enthusiast takecourage on ao3 :)

[entirely-wrong]

What am I supposed to do with you?

I read this fic (by @guiltandrecourse) and it took over my brain for a while. Some gorgeous writing, lovely prose, real heart-aching stuff. And a great exploration of Lark's character. Strong recommend, a perfect 5/7.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[guiltandrecourse]

putting off doing actual work here’s what i think the kiddads go-to drinks are

grant - he’s a cider man, much to darryl’s dismay. occasionally dabbles in a craft ipa just to see what the fuss is all about. double vodka monster when he was younger but not so much now

nicky - has twelve jagerbombs and passes out in a bush before u even get to the clerrrb. total liability. pretends to like whiskey to be a hard man but it makes him cough every time

lark - end result of the ‘too much cheap horrible vodka in everything’ to ‘can only drink beer without getting war flashbacks’ pipeline

sparrow - i know in my heart of hearts he drinks like a teenage girl. blue wkd. echo falls summer berries. smirnoff ice. get this man in a field with a watermelon vk he’d be much happier for it

terry jr. - big into classic cocktails. master of the tequila sunrise. tolerance of a fuckin rhino. theatre kid! vodka cranberry will always do. whiteclaw if hes got a job to do

[guiltandrecourse]

i know the accepted thing is Lark is a whiskey man bc he’s well hard but this man smokes herbals because he doesn’t like the taste of a real cig. he’s closer to a watermelon vk than he is a proper whiskey lbr

[guiltandrecourse]

i will say the combo of being on T and the right meds will have you saying shit like Growth and change is such a beautiful thing and When’s the next UHaul Dyke Rescue and Living is such a gift and Do you take requests and Would loooove to come to the afters babe xx

[guiltandrecourse]

much like my father im autistic and my special interest is doing bag

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[guiltandrecourse]

dndads go-to drinks

Darryl - craft ipa for obvious reasons. accidentally drinks 9 screwdrivers on a night out because he thinks they’re just orange juice

Glenn - twelve pints and a gram. four pack of red stripe from the offie. smokes everyone else’s cigarettes. we’ve all met a Glenn at afters and he’s a fucking nightmare

Henry - whatever teetotalers do. Vegan cocaine

Ron - balut henny shots

[guiltandrecourse]

[guiltandrecourse]

been getting really into listening to orville peck and getting very sad lately. never mind just saw the setting sun reflect off the river i’m fine again

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[loveridden1999]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[weirdvintage]

Ideal Dog Food, 1959 (via)

[madebymicho]

Jurgen Leitner hates to see him comin'

[jonothon-stimulant]

My favourite guy. Gerbert :)

[guiltandrecourse]

always so fucking scary when someone hands me the aux. why am i in control of the tunes ive been listening to untouched by the veronicas for three hours straight