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gerry keay living in morden is so funny to me. yess zone 4 baddie!
the Magnus archives characters go-to drinks because i have nothing better to do:
Jon - half a lager and on a different planet. One sambuca and he dies
Martin - floral gin and lemonade. Lots of ice and two slices of lemon. Pale ale when he’s trying to fit in
Tim - gives me desperados vibes. any bottle beer with a lime. 1 pink gin and he’s declaring himself the wolf king. Knows all the words to Judas by lady gaga in the clerb, hoe magnet
Sasha - double watermelon vodka tonic, no ice. Either it’s cold or someone’s getting review bombed
Not!Sasha - shoe polish
Daisy - beer. refuses to specify. bartender in tears. professional hoe scarer
Melanie - vodka on ice. and not the nice stuff either
Gerry - ginger beer with mdma in it
Gertrude - glass of ice cubes she crunches to establish dominance
Georgie - frozen strawberry daiquiri. Probably the only normal one here
bored in an airport here’s what i think Saw characters’ go-to drinks are
Larry - red wine. more of a rosé man at heart but doesn’t need to give his wife more ammunition for thinking he’s gay than she already has
Adam - theres a bar i used to go to a lot that had a beer on tap just called ‘cheap shit beer’. that
Mandy - sober now but no double vodka sugar free red bull was safe when she was on the prowl
Lynn - dry white wine. also cleaning fluid
Hoffman - a guinness man. no-one ever pours it right tho so he’s never had a good pint. stouts in general, get the fella a beamish
Strahm - pretends to be a Guinness man. drinks a nice g&t but would kill you and then himself if you caught him. oomf said he gets a pint of espresso martini nd pretends it’s a Guinness
Perez - a nice crisp lager, cider when it’s nice out
John - mayonnaise
Jill - she’s a prosecco girlie! but massive lightweight, gets the sillies after two glasses. yet an absolute fiend for the sambuca. real confusing dark horse
walking out of psych with 2 new diagnoses and -1 dad #winning
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68044731/chapters/195124381#workskin
updated !! yay !!
lark/marco/grant challengers AU. does anyone see the vision
henry oak was onto something dawg this shit craaaazy
passed out and threw up and died 100000 times but IM SEEING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE