Random nothingness

[guiltydog]

This is what adhd looks like in a picture

(please don't judge my depression meal)

[icedbatik]

A brilliant person inspired me to order Chinese last night, and my fortune cookie told me to “pay attention to yellow” today, that it would be important. My “this-is-your-brain-on-hockey” mind’s first “yellow” thought was “Sid’s Crocs”! At which point this post became necessary!

P.S. I don’t even pretend that any of these pics are mine. I found them all via Google Images.

[depsidase]

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Why would you hide this in the tags!

[14sorrow24joy34agirl44aboy]

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

Reblog if you are still awake

[xxredridinghoodxx]

[silentlypsychedelic]

Ahahahahaha yes how did you know

[anxietyproblem]

I can read minds

[theposharoace]

Ayyy 4 am bois

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

[i-am-a-koi]

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

[camazotz]

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

[spuzzle]

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

[kingscrown666]

[30-minute-memes]

Me irl

[shrugsmagazine-deactivated20220]

the intimacy of liking a mutual’s post. i hope you see my stupid little icon and feel seen. i love you. i appreciate you. do you want to run away with me. i’m here for you. let’s swordfight. i’m never going to give you up.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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[fumadoresdememes]

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