VERUCA SALT APOLOGIST

[dependant fankid rp blog]

[guiltyget-away]

Hi my names Cain/Jake i use he/him im a bigender jew with a lot of mental problems. This is an in character blog for my Homestuck oc, Iris Mallory. They are in a timeline with @actingaliped @cyclicalthrenody @tersetitan @gloomyalluvian and @condemnedcardinal @tensilecampanile

Rules + All other accs

No racism proship transphobia etc, 18+ but I absolutely do not rp smut do not ask. I block frequently, don't take it personally, its how I manage my psychosis.

Cw: Cult backgrounds for many of the characters in this session. iris faces a lot of ableism in her day to day life. There will be themes of drug abuse on this blog.

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[cute-catts]

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

[violentoffender]

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

[teawiththespleen]

let’s walk cautiously with mama

[cryptotheism]

Got out of prison after a week a couple days ago and the first thing I’ve done with full internet access and the time to use it is to catch up with your blogging. I thought you might find this funny.

That is insane. Your blogging loyalty will not go unrewarded.

[cryptotheism]

There is something wrong with you. Now rise, my faithful knight.

[sovietpostcards]

In the Novosibirsk metro (USSR, 1989)

[guiltyget-away]

guys i thjnk we can still save wybe if we make him a full body brace out of popsicle sticks

[actingaliped]

Save me from what...? 😅

[guiltyget-away]

it Will reinforce your bones buddy

[guiltyget-away]

guys i thjnk we can still save wybe if we make him a full body brace out of popsicle sticks

[roseworth]

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Court dress, 1810-30.

[yiyipop-blog]

[papayajuan2019]

⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

[maidthings]

just shot a gnome

[maidthings]

#cottagecore

[juney-blues]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

when my mom was divorcing my dad I shipped her with her lawyer because I thought all lawyers were rich

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

girlboss

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[elcycyromem]

literally after yo drink water its like ur body is like trusting u now and then its like wow it trusts me so u drink more and then god damn you drank like 2 liters in like half an hour and that shit is flying out of ur dickhole at 50 miles an hour

[averagefairy]

there’s been a misunderstanding you see I’m not meant to do things that are hard and I keep having to do so many hard things

[leoseazon]

i love that song iris by the google docs