ੈ✩ summary: Even though you were married to Solomon it was a big secret. But what secret is kept to the grave?
ੈ✩ wc: 628
ੈ✩ warning(s): pet names {darling}
Being married to Solomon was... something. You two were married even before the exchange program, but because of Solomon's many "enemies," you both agreed to keep it a secret. The only thing that connected you was your hearts and a pair of matching rings. They weren’t anything big or elegant, but they were special because Solomon made them himself, so they were very unique. You never thought something as little as that would expose you, but one day, something happened...
"M/C, you should let me paint your nails!! I just got a new nail polish, so I want to test it out," said Asmo while clinging to your waist from behind. You just wanted to get some snacks from the kitchen after a tiring day, but here you were with a clingy Asmo, and you didn’t want to be rude.
"Sure, but you have to make it quick, alright?"
Upon hearing this, without saying anything, Asmo let go of you and grabbed your hand to guide both of you to his room. As you sat on his bed, you remembered to take off your ring so Asmo could work a little more comfortably. But before you could take it off, Asmo appeared out of nowhere and grabbed your hand.
"Oh! What a cool ring you have," he smirked, before smiling for a moment. "Eh? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this somewhere." After inspecting the ring for a while, his face lit up. "I know where I saw this! Solomon has the exact same one!!"
Your eyes widened, and you started to sweat. "But it’s probably a coincidence," you said quickly, but Asmo let go of your hand to look at your face. The moment he saw your expression, he smirked.
"Oh? Do you guys have something going on, hm?" he started to tease.
"Oh, uhm... no?" After your awkward response, you mentally face-palmed yourself.
"So, uh, can I see the nail polish?" you tried to change the subject, but it only made him smirk more.
"I see, I see. So, you guys are dating then?" he continued. "What a shame, I wanted t—"
He was cut off by your fast response. "We are married, actually."
His eyes widened. "WHAT!? I mean, it was pretty suspicious that you guys knew each other even before you came Devildom and were always together, but MARRIED?! HOW DID I NOT NOTICE EARLIER?!!"
You awkwardly tried to calm the beautiful man down. "Asmo, calm down, everyone is going to hear yo—"
"M/C AND SOLOMON ARE WHAT?!"
When you and the Avatar of Lust turned your heads and looked through the door, you saw wide-eyed Mammon and Levi.
"I- uhmm—"
While Mammon was staring at you, Levi took out his D.D.D. and started typing something.
"M/C and Solomon have been married all along LOLOLOLOL," he typed, pressing 'send.'
All you could do was stare at Levi with wide eyes. "Levi, you didn’t really send it, right? RIGHT!?"
Before Levi could respond, your D.D.D. started to buzz with lots of calls/messages from the other brothers, and you got your answer. It was going to be a long night for you, huh?
At midnight in the Purgatory Hall...
"Solomooonn," you said with a crying voice, hugging Solomon from behind. He startled because of the sudden contact but quickly returned to normal.
"What happened, darling?" he said in a calm voice, turning to face you.
You explained what happened, and for a split second, his eyes widened before returning to normal (he hadn’t heard anything because he was "cooking" all day). He chuckled.
"Don’t worry. It was bound to happen anyway," he said, kissing the top of your head. "Now now, I can finally show everyone how good a wife you are."
Lucifer is a cannibal or at the very least someone who ate human meat for every meal. I have no proof but all the vampire motifs, his strange diet, and the way he "jokes" about eating MC and on occasion Luke and his brothers scream someone who was genuinely devastated when Diavolo outlawed eating humans and lower demons. Like not even Beel is that weird about his food.
One is a single mother of the world's richest and most sheltered boy and who isn't getting payed any child support. And the other is a single, much more stressed, mother of 7 sweet, problematic boys. The big question is.....who's the best milf?????
If I were to say that Lucifer was suffering from some kind of postpartum and depression after the fall and Satan was made and thats one of the reasons their relationship is what it is would I be wrong?
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