guinea!! i write tks

HI IM GUINEA. or mia. abandoned

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[guineapigwrites]

❥ intro post:

hi!!!! :33

i am a tickle fic writer. my interest in such is purely sfw. dni if uncomfy with that!

call me Mia! i am a minor, do keep that in mind :D and i go by she/her!! whatever you see me as! asks more than welcome, i promise i don’t bite

❥ requests: closed!!! but when they’re back open, go for headcanons, fic requests, the lot. no nsfw though, i’m uncomfy writing such :)

asks are more than welcome, whether it’s a simple hello or a photo of your favorite animal!! :D

if you are uncomfortable with me interacting with you, pls lmk.

❥ fandoms i DO write for:

bungo stray dogs!

…hazbin hotel!

cookie run kingdom!

moriarty the patriot(well, i’ve got no fics yet. but will happily write it if sent a request)!

honkai starrail!

(this list will be updated)

* i no longer write for the dsmp, but all my previous fics will stay up. my technoblade pfp will stay :3

❥ fandoms i am in but do not write for:

sk8 the infinity(this is a very blurry line of ‘do not write for’)

yuri on ice! i simply do not believe i’d be able to capture the characters’ essence </3 victor is my fav tho

jujutsu kaisen(as the moment. lemme immerse myself a lil more and maybe i'll start writing for it. idk. mheheh.)

❥ about me:

i am an avid fan of capybara, even though my blog url says i prefer a different rodent. they’re so cool like WDYM you can just chill with alligators? goals

alhaitham has my heart but aventurine has my… uh my love. yes yes that

kunikida & verlaine are my favorite bsd characters! do i have a type? maybe !

nanami is also literally my husband so HAH

and and i’m also a huge fan of cherry blossom from sk8 🫶

alastor from hazbin is literally me btw (🖤🩶🤍💜)

uhh my favorite books are: fyodor dostoevsky's notes from underground, the night circus by erin morgenstern, and the shades of magic trilogy by v.e. schwab. plus six of crows. recommend me some books!! i love reading >:D

my favorite anime would have to be… bungo stray dogs. wow who would’ve possibly ever guessed 😐😐😐

❥ next fic/req i’m working on: (though for quality reasons i cannot promise any... uhh.. speed...)

lee!sigma, ler!nikolai

lee!sigma, ler!dazai

banging my head against the wall to finish my requests lol (IM SO SORRY)

and i’m procrastinating a masterpost for everything i’ve written so far.

(i promise i’m not ignoring all the asks in my inbox, i see you all 😕😕)

alr that’s it, mia out! <333

[guineapigwrites]

bagels with three inches of Cream Cheese. life is fantastic

[mackereldoesart]

A silly doodle for y'all :P

[guineapigwrites]

MY COFFEE BLACK IN MY BED AT THREE!!!!! YOURE TOO SWEET FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[laugandraws]

a cynical and miserable high

[guineapigwrites]

YOU’RE ALIVE !!! HI :D

HELLO ANON!!! INDEED I AM!!! :DD

[guineapigwrites]

Hi there! I wanted to ask! Are you alright with people privately messaging you just to say 'hi!' or strike up a chat? You seem like a genuinely wonderful person and we'd love to get to know you more!

YES YES i am okay with private messages!! do keep in mind though that i do sometimes vanish randomly from tumblr / might not answer very fast 🥲 thank you for asking! tis very considerate :)))

(the gif is sending me bcs your ask is so friendly and then there’s the ‘bara staring me dead in the eyes)

[guineapigwrites]

would you rather have soup in a regular bowl or a bread bowl.

(the soups are your choosing)

🪴

100% bread bowl i am BODYING that thing. it will be gone in 30 minutes. for the soup. cheddar broccoli. or french onion. :3

[guineapigwrites]

What if we

Met at the ball

And I was wearing

A clown costume

When I asked you

For just one dance

(Ps. give others this ask if possible. I wanna start a riot)

then perhaps i, bearing a masquerade mask, would waltz with you nonetheless.

[guineapigwrites]

This just in, this inbox has been hijacked by the one and only Fabian! To save yourself, you must pet both capybaras XD! And as your reward...

A cold espresso with oat milk~!

Have a lovely day!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, FABIAN!!!! 🫶 indeed i will engage with both capybara promptly. and this ask actually found me consuming another portion of espresso/oatmilk so YIPPEE!!!

thank you <3 /p i hope your day is lovely too!!!

[guineapigwrites]

hello tumblr i have returned (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀) take this capybara photo i have found from pinterest.

[sianeho]

Sigma guinea pig agenda <3

Sigma would be a guinea pig person truther ☝️

[I'm new to Tumblr how does this site work 😭]

[pink-tk-a-latte]

GUINEA PIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@guineapigwrites this you?

[guineapigwrites]

OH MY GOSH??!?!!,!,!,!,!!!? GUINEA PIGMA WAAAAAAAHHH HES PRECIOUS (literally me)

[guineapigwrites]

MIA! Mia! Mia! Mia! Oh my WORD, I just read the fic I requested and I'm DEAD- Thank you so much for writing that for me! Everything about it was beautifully executed. And please, don't apologize for dipping into Fyozai, Fyozai is ELITE XD. Also, don't apologize for taking long to write it, I understand completely and the wait was WORTH IT! You really made my day with this fic! Thank you!

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! you have the best opinions. aaaa i’m so glad you followed up, and i’m so glad you liked it 🥲🫶 have a wonderful rest of your day!!! <333 /p

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[mewo-cressei]

REBLOG NOW!!!

[meluvtakoz]

oh uhm ok mewo-

[mewo-cressei]

Thank you :3

[draco-the-voiddragon]

Ye, I got friends with these

[kits-extreme-autism]

Hai

[draco-the-voiddragon]

Dats one of them ☝️

[good-wizard]

I love they them pronouns!!! I use them most often!!

[absurd-construct]

REAL

[ditzdove]

Hey those are my pronouns :D

[spaceboibrainrot]

Valid

[4sphyxiate]

IM A THEY\THEM! WE R VAILD

[iswiminnachos]

she/they person here

[marloloweler-deactivated2025040]

they/he everybody

[pink-tk-a-latte]

They are valid!! Who cares about grammatical rules over someone’s comfort and identity????

[guineapigwrites]

my prev moot said in tags 'language is a social construct' and she is so real for htat!!!!

[guineapigwrites]

giggling at your next fic list. sigma’s getting wrecked to pieces (as he should)

anyways goodluck on the rest of your reqs :D i am in love with your writing (when i see you post i know it’s a good day) but don’t overwork!!

you're so real for the 'as he should,' hehehe. i've got plans that i cannot share(bcs the haters will-)

thank you for the well wishes, anon!! :DDD rest assured i will be stringently avoiding overworking as much as possible- writer's block(hate it) will not take me this time!!!!!!

[guineapigwrites]

save me em dash...... em dash. em dash save me

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[probablychemical-deactivated202]

cool mutual that i'm scared to death that i'll annoy (literally all my mutuals)