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[selinakylebat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 50 years, retirement homes will be giant LAN parties.

[guitarbage]

Murray Kuun

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[guitarbage]

Ambler Icarus

[awesomacious]

Qizai, the only brown panda in the world.

[littlestbeepo]

i have consumed a lot of media and honestly the most powerful string of words i’ve ever heard is still frederick from fire emblem awakening saying “pick a god and pray”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Grow out your hair when you are younger and have it made into a wig incase you need one later in life you have one of your own hair

[just-shower-thoughts]

If two pregnant women have a fist fight it’s like a mecha battle between unborn babies.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Arguing with smart people is hard, but arguing with stupid people is impossible

[catsonamps]

This is my cat Archie.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice

[tattoosfati]

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[did-you-know]

Sergeant Bill was a goat mascot for the Canadian Army during WWI. Soldiers went against orders and took Bill to the front lines, where he saved 3 of their lives by head-butting them into a trench just before a shell exploded where they had been standing. Bill was wounded many times during the war before safely returning to his hometown and living out the rest of his life in a quiet pasture. Source Source 2 Source 3

[charmingart013]