misery is increasing

i think we could all benefit from a little freak shit, as a treat. 28. she/they/any. click for about me as an rp partner. click for my ocs.

[dogpuppy]

[digitalhitchhiker]

[fincherly]

past-tense slogans

[fincherly]

we were farmers

[fincherly]

nationwide was on your side

[horrible-memes-deactivated20201]

You were in good hands

[fincherly]

because you were worth it

[fincherly]

only you couldve stopped forest fires

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte

Medium: oil,canvas

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[pirateprincessjess]

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

[pirateprincessjess]

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

[pirateprincessjess]

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡

[catasters]

[mostlycatsmostly]

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

[charlesoberonn]

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

[catgirl-bartender]

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[thememedaddy]

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[rowanisawriter]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i have to quit my job

mutual 2: i have to quit my job

mutual 3: i have to quit my job

mutual 4: i have to quit my job

mutual 5: i have to quit my job

mutual 6: i have to quit my job

mutual 7: i have to quit my job

mutual 8: need to peel him like a banana

mutual 9: i have to quit my job

mutual 10: i have to quit my job

[valentina-poem]

[weather-n-calamity]

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

[vvarhound]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[wanderinsect]

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab