Everything Sunny All The Time Always

Heyo I'm Alex 19 | male | bi interested in linguistics, Nintendo, classical music, and a bunch of other things that I'm too lazy to list.

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[gullpin]

bored enough to hop back on this are any of you still there tumblr only shows me 4 followers lmaooo

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

the fallen

[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[mjalti]

why is my life …… like that

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[mapsontheweb]

The most lewd sounding town name in each US state.

[weloveshortvideos]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

blogs who run entirely on queues always reblog the oldest posts like…

“cant believe bush won the election… moving to canada”

#u r a queue-t-pie

[incendavery]

no moment like the present moment

[twee-lil-paws]

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

[incendavery]

holy shit

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

yall: stay in ya lane, hoe.

me: 

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[aeonlamb]

[beeth0ven]

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

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