Kojima is reaching levels of Horny on Main we didn’t think possible
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Kojima is reaching levels of Horny on Main we didn’t think possible
Preview image for a Makoharu zine. Get hype!
For more information on preorders, click here
print will be available at sakura con!! see you there :>
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Over The Garden Wall [Chapter 1~10]
this little goob chomp enjoying the rain
By fat_cat
I like drawing Isabelle in this dress. 😊💕 Enjoy your summer with ice cream!
my mom’s getting too into the meme game
your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr
Bruuhhh 😩
Man that nigga still a mushroom, I’m not believing this propaganda
I wish this was a just another shitpost, but it’s backed up. This isn’t even a new concept either…
Remember The Super Mario Bros Super Show????? In the 1st episode, Toad uses… it… as a parachute. I’ll never forget.
I will n e v e r forget.
**The episode was titled “The Bird! The Bird! / Neatness Counts”
(Skip to 5:30 of the clip for context)
**This episode was written by Reed Shelly & Bruce Shelly and aired September 4, 1989 (Production Code 192001)
OH MY GOD… I was searching google for a gif reply to this and….
THE TV SHOW IS A NON CANON SOURCE, MATPAT DEBUNKED IT IN HIS VIDEO HERE!
I was just boutta say the show isnt cannon at all
Thread the needle
VR vore w/ the madman himself Griffin “Banana Vore Corner” McElroy
Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D
She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
Splatoon!!
you found him and he is proud of you
Unmute please!